The other planets are so shameful duhPosted by DivideByZero1989 Tags:AltiusCitiusCitius Altius FortiusFortiusOlympiadOlympicsOlympics 2024Paris 2024 35 commentsCongrats Team Earth!!!Who would earth’s rivals be? Mars right?We did not take part in the Martian Games last millennium.Damn, even more impressive than the Miss Universe statisticVictor Wembanyama of French basketball is an alien though.Shouldn’t the medals be equal? Or were there some extra terrestrials from outside of the solar system competing? Like raygunOnly fair.Jupiter didnt send anyone so fck em. Its like when Americans host the WORLD series.Neptune in the mudWhich sports have a shared gold medal? Or shared silver?Feel bad for the Pluto outcast teamWhy is there more gold than silver? Did an event get 2 gold medalists or did a silver medalist get disqualified?Are you sure Usain Bolt didn’t come from another planet?Damn, I thought Mars had a chance. They have found water, after all.You’d think the Jupiterians would do much better in the high jump and pole vault with the change in gravity.Damn welwalas. Inyalowda always thinking they be better than the Belt.Imagine interplanetary games…Is this ordered by golds or total medals?[removed]are the other planets even trying???What event had a tie for gold?Yeah! Take that Elon! Let’s see how well this ages RemindMe! 50 yearsNobody cares about team Earth and it makes me sad. Everyone thinks just of their local tribe.Why is gold one more than silver?Many aliens species are not sending their players to competeYou earthlings did the Mstian Raygun wrong. She should have got GoldIf the moon competed separately would that kind of be like Puerto Rico competing separately than the USIt’s all fun and games until that counter shows one medal for saturn…Meh, per capita Earth sucks the others have infinite!!Suck mercury!Damn, really disappointing performance by Uranus this OlympicsI’m gonna need the Men in Black to weigh in on how many of those athletes are from Jupiter’s moons. Show me the receipts!!Petition to include Pluto while Neil deGrasee Tyson is asleep as team refugee olympicsThat’s only because Omicron Persei 8 was not allowed to competeWe’re Pluto disqualified???Leave a ReplyYou must be logged in to post a comment.
Shouldn’t the medals be equal? Or were there some extra terrestrials from outside of the solar system competing? Like raygun
Why is there more gold than silver? Did an event get 2 gold medalists or did a silver medalist get disqualified?
You’d think the Jupiterians would do much better in the high jump and pole vault with the change in gravity.
If the moon competed separately would that kind of be like Puerto Rico competing separately than the US
I’m gonna need the Men in Black to weigh in on how many of those athletes are from Jupiter’s moons. Show me the receipts!!
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Congrats Team Earth!!!
Who would earth’s rivals be? Mars right?
We did not take part in the Martian Games last millennium.
Damn, even more impressive than the Miss Universe statistic
Victor Wembanyama of French basketball is an alien though.
Shouldn’t the medals be equal? Or were there some extra terrestrials from outside of the solar system competing? Like raygun
Only fair.Jupiter didnt send anyone so fck em. Its like when Americans host the WORLD series.
Neptune in the mud
Which sports have a shared gold medal? Or shared silver?
Feel bad for the Pluto outcast team
Why is there more gold than silver? Did an event get 2 gold medalists or did a silver medalist get disqualified?
Are you sure Usain Bolt didn’t come from another planet?
Damn, I thought Mars had a chance. They have found water, after all.
You’d think the Jupiterians would do much better in the high jump and pole vault with the change in gravity.
Damn welwalas. Inyalowda always thinking they be better than the Belt.
Imagine interplanetary games…
Is this ordered by golds or total medals?
[removed]
are the other planets even trying???
What event had a tie for gold?
Yeah!
Take that Elon!
Let’s see how well this ages
RemindMe! 50 years
Nobody cares about team Earth and it makes me sad. Everyone thinks just of their local tribe.
Why is gold one more than silver?
Many aliens species are not sending their players to compete
You earthlings did the Mstian Raygun wrong. She should have got Gold
If the moon competed separately would that kind of be like Puerto Rico competing separately than the US
It’s all fun and games until that counter shows one medal for saturn…
Meh, per capita Earth sucks the others have infinite!!
Suck mercury!
Damn, really disappointing performance by Uranus this Olympics
I’m gonna need the Men in Black to weigh in on how many of those athletes are from Jupiter’s moons. Show me the receipts!!
Petition to include Pluto while Neil deGrasee Tyson is asleep as team refugee olympics
That’s only because Omicron Persei 8 was not allowed to compete
We’re Pluto disqualified???