Was JD Vance in the Cure at any point? Maybe Boys Don’t Cry era?
He was also J.D.
but now it’s just JD.
Hell ya that’s eyeliner – & expertly applied. If all the skeletons in his closet revolted, he’d be out!
And he changed his been three different religions.
Search his old names. It’s very common to change your name after a criminal conviction or bankruptcy.
All we’re missing is the couch
My wife said thats eye liner!
I thought one of the name changes was legitimate? Like changing to his adopted family or something like that?
JD = juicy damsel
Dude changes his name the same way he fucks his couch. One section at a time.
JD Trans
This is partly why Trump picked him. He’s aspiring to be like Putin where nothing is certain and reality is not only subjective, but also a mirage.
JD Vance of Vance refrigeration
Old Con wears orange makeup, it’s only fitting he wears eyeliner
Only con men change their names that much!
Is he wearing Spock ears? They look pointy.
He thought the middle name Donald made him sound like a cunt so he changed it
Is this identity affirming changes he’s going thru.
Is that Transmoniker
It’s honestly a little bit sad that it went this way for him. Don’t get me wrong, I have no sympathy for bigots, but he clearly is very uncomfortable with himself and searching for his identity. Unfortunately, he’s chosen to ride with a crowd that doesn’t subscribe to “identity politics”. This may be an unpopular opinion, but I would not be the least bit surprised to find out that he himself struggles with some type of dysphoria. He has a desire to keep changing how he presents himself, but there’s a line he won’t cross. He can keep changing names, but a turd by any other name, would still smell like shit.
What I don’t get is the point. He could have been JD Bowman from the start, which is a perfectly cromulent name.
Eyeliner also
Sheesh. Changing your name once is a huge pain.. but 4? Yikes, so weird.
I was trying to figure out why/how this happened and…
Apparently he was originally named after his grandpa (James) and father (Donald Bowman), but the parents divorced when he was a toddler. So his mom changed his middle name to his uncle’s (David) and his last name to his step father’s (Hamel). Apparently there were issues with abuse, so he ended up being raised by the grandparents and took their last name (Vance).
Unlike Néstor Carbonell, no one believes he just has ridiculously thick, dark eyelashes.
JT Mandel
Did anyone ever ask him why the name changes?
And JD says that Kamala is a chameleon. LOL
He sure likes to transition for a guy hell bent on getting rid of trans rights.
He’s got on a full face beat
He’s had more name changes than George Santos, weird.
Weird
You could not have asked for two candidates less qualified.
JD Vance – If Commander Riker had an evil gay Romulan half brother in Trek TNG.
Apparently, a George Santos wannabe!
He will eventually settle on a final name– something like John Wayne Gacy.
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Lady Vance, Anita Couch, or was it Jodi Vance?
We all know what the D stands for.
Was JD Vance in the Cure at any point? Maybe Boys Don’t Cry era?
He was also J.D.
but now it’s just JD.
Hell ya that’s eyeliner – & expertly applied. If all the skeletons in his closet revolted, he’d be out!
And he changed his been three different religions.
Search his old names. It’s very common to change your name after a criminal conviction or bankruptcy.
All we’re missing is the couch
My wife said thats eye liner!
I thought one of the name changes was legitimate? Like changing to his adopted family or something like that?
JD = juicy damsel
Dude changes his name the same way he fucks his couch. One section at a time.
JD Trans
This is partly why Trump picked him. He’s aspiring to be like Putin where nothing is certain and reality is not only subjective, but also a mirage.
JD Vance of Vance refrigeration
Old Con wears orange makeup, it’s only fitting he wears eyeliner
Only con men change their names that much!
Is he wearing Spock ears? They look pointy.
He thought the middle name Donald made him sound like a cunt so he changed it
Is this identity affirming changes he’s going thru.
Is that Transmoniker
It’s honestly a little bit sad that it went this way for him. Don’t get me wrong, I have no sympathy for bigots, but he clearly is very uncomfortable with himself and searching for his identity. Unfortunately, he’s chosen to ride with a crowd that doesn’t subscribe to “identity politics”. This may be an unpopular opinion, but I would not be the least bit surprised to find out that he himself struggles with some type of dysphoria. He has a desire to keep changing how he presents himself, but there’s a line he won’t cross. He can keep changing names, but a turd by any other name, would still smell like shit.
What I don’t get is the point. He could have been JD Bowman from the start, which is a perfectly cromulent name.
Eyeliner also
Sheesh. Changing your name once is a huge pain.. but 4? Yikes, so weird.
I was trying to figure out why/how this happened and…
Apparently he was originally named after his grandpa (James) and father (Donald Bowman), but the parents divorced when he was a toddler. So his mom changed his middle name to his uncle’s (David) and his last name to his step father’s (Hamel). Apparently there were issues with abuse, so he ended up being raised by the grandparents and took their last name (Vance).
Unlike Néstor Carbonell, no one believes he just has ridiculously thick, dark eyelashes.
JT Mandel
Did anyone ever ask him why the name changes?
And JD says that Kamala is a chameleon. LOL
He sure likes to transition for a guy hell bent on getting rid of trans rights.
He’s got on a full face beat
He’s had more name changes than George Santos, weird.
Weird
You could not have asked for two candidates less qualified.
JD Vance – If Commander Riker had an evil gay Romulan half brother in Trek TNG.
Apparently, a George Santos wannabe!
He will eventually settle on a final name– something like John Wayne Gacy.