What about the lifetime of colonoscopies? He was promised colonoscopies goddamnit!
Works out to about 1.25 mill USD just in the flat money alone. Good for him. Did anyone else get paid out like this?
Damn lifetime free pizza and ice cream. I’d be fucked. Thank god for the free ambulance rides.
I feel like the lifetime free pizza and free buffet aren’t going to help getting the next gold medal
I’m glad he gets all that and hope he doesn’t give a penny to his witch of a mother.
I wonder about how strict the “free lifetime <x>” thigns are. I knew a guy who won “free pizza for life” from some place but they’d only give him one a week
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What about the lifetime of colonoscopies? He was promised colonoscopies goddamnit!
Works out to about 1.25 mill USD just in the flat money alone. Good for him. Did anyone else get paid out like this?
Damn lifetime free pizza and ice cream. I’d be fucked. Thank god for the free ambulance rides.
I feel like the lifetime free pizza and free buffet aren’t going to help getting the next gold medal
I’m glad he gets all that and hope he doesn’t give a penny to his witch of a mother.
I wonder about how strict the “free lifetime <x>” thigns are. I knew a guy who won “free pizza for life” from some place but they’d only give him one a week
Where’s the free ramen??