Love this stuff. Very high level trolling being executed here.
> Not a battleground state
My favorite detail. Trump is an hour from PA but he’s campaigning in NJ which isn’t in play. Bold strategy.
This will be a good chance to visit his wife’s grave if he can find it.
Brilliant! No lies detected.
Where was this posted?
Please be real, please be real.
“I know more than anyone about everything, believe me tremendous. But everything is so unfair, believe me sad. By the way, you have to press the button on a dishwasher 17 times to make water come out, windmill noise causes cancer, and shark attacks on sinking battery powered boats are something every American should be worried about. Vote for me instead of Obama”
For 3 hours.
Democrats on the offensive??
Well I’ll be…
Perfect. Just sit back and watch them choke on their own fecal matter.
Poke Poke Poke!
My predictions:
* Donald Trump will try to convince you that he *definitely* does not have a lisp. * He will mention something to either try to inflate his crowd numbers or explain away Harris’ crowd numbers * He will say “radical left” and “San Francisco Liberal” repeatedly * Will claim liberals will take all your guns * He will claim that Walz is a socialist * He will claim anything left of free napkins at a Burger King socialist * More “boy who cries wolf” around socialism * He will claim he’s winning in the polls, even though he’s not * Will lie about the state of the “horrible” economy, will claim he’ll fix it * Will take credit for the stock market rising in “anticipation of him winning” * Will whine about Biden dropping out, say it’s illegal or something * Will double down on military service lies about Walz, despite being a draft-dodger by having a doctor who was friends with his father lie about bone spurs * Will downplay the importance of his VP pick * He will pull out props and shake different sized bottles of tic-tacs, trying again to bring attention to inflation — but really just calling attention to price gouging and shrinkflation as a result of corporate greed after costs increased after COVID (but never went back down when the supply chain stabilized). * He’ll sneak in praise for Putin * He’ll bring up his assassination attempt, and have sour grapes about how nobody is talking about it any more * He will definitely have a moment where he lisps * He will ramble on for 90+ minutes
Haha! Love how they copy dumps press releases with max sarcasm.
Trump is holding the ‘*press conference*’ at his Bedminster Golf Resort. He’s probably making people pay to attend. Always grifting.
Link?
If Republicans could read they would be very upset!
“For planning purposes reluctantly”. ROFL!!!
If they pull this strategy off it will be remembered in the history books for decades as the definitive “anti-Trump” playbook
They should point out that as a convicted felon he IS allowed to travel there. Just for those who may not know.
So is this something that was actually sent out? I’m not used to political ads being so aggressive (at least coming from the blue side) but I love it.
Dude how do I get these emails lol
I have been dreaming of this sort of political attack since before Trump became 45.
Democrats have tried the high road and it got them nowhere.
I remember a comment in a WaPo column (I lost the link) where this Black businessman said he may vote for Trump, saying: He was hysterical, he was so entertaining. I might vote for him again.
Sorry, but I have to paraphrase – but the guy DID say “Trump was hysterically funny.”
Please, don’t be that guy. Vote.
These press releases just get more and more brutal. I love it.
Source?
Forgot: destroy the Department of Education.
Damn it! I had to scroll back up – I was so hoping this was the real deal. They should absolutely do this, or maybe we should all forward it to CNN, MSNBC, CBS, ABC, NBC…
I want to frame every one of these releases. Bravo.
Inflation is down under 3%. Just fyi.
These trolls of Donnie are brilliant. Kudos to the Harris team.
Savage
That’s a fancy way of saying “senile ramblings”
These are hilarious and accurate.
In spite of all the vile things that the right-wingers say about their political and ideological opponents, there will be a bunch of them – and a stupid amount of “undecided/independent” voters – who will say that putting something like this out there is a low blow, cheap shot, dirty, nasty or mean; or will say that if this is how the Harris/Walz campaign is going to treat their opponent, there’s no way they can vote for them.
SAVAGE AS FUCK!
Straight up went with the Slim Shady vs. Papa Doc rap battle strategy from 8 Mile lolol
Tell the people what they’re about to hear and watch ’em choke.
If you didnt know trump at all and read the first statement of the preview, it gives you an understanding of someone about to talk to his/her psychotherapist and is expected to loose his shit because if a mental illness.
He already stated that immigrants are taking “more than 100 %” of new jobs…
Fuck it, I’m gon’ for the jugular
They forgot to mention him mixing up everyone’s names.
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Love this stuff. Very high level trolling being executed here.
> Not a battleground state
My favorite detail. Trump is an hour from PA but he’s campaigning in NJ which isn’t in play. Bold strategy.
This will be a good chance to visit his wife’s grave if he can find it.
Brilliant! No lies detected.
Where was this posted?
Please be real, please be real.
“I know more than anyone about everything, believe me tremendous. But everything is so unfair, believe me sad. By the way, you have to press the button on a dishwasher 17 times to make water come out, windmill noise causes cancer, and shark attacks on sinking battery powered boats are something every American should be worried about. Vote for me instead of Obama”
For 3 hours.
Democrats on the offensive??
Well I’ll be…
Perfect. Just sit back and watch them choke on their own fecal matter.
Poke Poke Poke!
My predictions:
* Donald Trump will try to convince you that he *definitely* does not have a lisp.
* He will mention something to either try to inflate his crowd numbers or explain away Harris’ crowd numbers
* He will say “radical left” and “San Francisco Liberal” repeatedly
* Will claim liberals will take all your guns
* He will claim that Walz is a socialist
* He will claim anything left of free napkins at a Burger King socialist
* More “boy who cries wolf” around socialism
* He will claim he’s winning in the polls, even though he’s not
* Will lie about the state of the “horrible” economy, will claim he’ll fix it
* Will take credit for the stock market rising in “anticipation of him winning”
* Will whine about Biden dropping out, say it’s illegal or something
* Will double down on military service lies about Walz, despite being a draft-dodger by having a doctor who was friends with his father lie about bone spurs
* Will downplay the importance of his VP pick
* He will pull out props and shake different sized bottles of tic-tacs, trying again to bring attention to inflation — but really just calling attention to price gouging and shrinkflation as a result of corporate greed after costs increased after COVID (but never went back down when the supply chain stabilized).
* He’ll sneak in praise for Putin
* He’ll bring up his assassination attempt, and have sour grapes about how nobody is talking about it any more
* He will definitely have a moment where he lisps
* He will ramble on for 90+ minutes
Haha! Love how they copy dumps press releases with max sarcasm.
Trump is holding the ‘*press conference*’ at his Bedminster Golf Resort. He’s probably making people pay to attend. Always grifting.
Link?
If Republicans could read they would be very upset!
“For planning purposes reluctantly”. ROFL!!!
If they pull this strategy off it will be remembered in the history books for decades as the definitive “anti-Trump” playbook
They should point out that as a convicted felon he IS allowed to travel there. Just for those who may not know.
So is this something that was actually sent out? I’m not used to political ads being so aggressive (at least coming from the blue side) but I love it.
Dude how do I get these emails lol
I have been dreaming of this sort of political attack since before Trump became 45.
Democrats have tried the high road and it got them nowhere.
I remember a comment in a WaPo column (I lost the link) where this Black businessman said he may vote for Trump, saying: He was hysterical, he was so entertaining. I might vote for him again.
Sorry, but I have to paraphrase – but the guy DID say “Trump was hysterically funny.”
Please, don’t be that guy. Vote.
These press releases just get more and more brutal. I love it.
Source?
Forgot: destroy the Department of Education.
Damn it! I had to scroll back up – I was so hoping this was the real deal. They should absolutely do this, or maybe we should all forward it to CNN, MSNBC, CBS, ABC, NBC…
I want to frame every one of these releases. Bravo.
Inflation is down under 3%. Just fyi.
These trolls of Donnie are brilliant. Kudos to the Harris team.
Savage
That’s a fancy way of saying “senile ramblings”
These are hilarious and accurate.
In spite of all the vile things that the right-wingers say about their political and ideological opponents, there will be a bunch of them – and a stupid amount of “undecided/independent” voters – who will say that putting something like this out there is a low blow, cheap shot, dirty, nasty or mean; or will say that if this is how the Harris/Walz campaign is going to treat their opponent, there’s no way they can vote for them.
SAVAGE AS FUCK!
Straight up went with the Slim Shady vs. Papa Doc rap battle strategy from 8 Mile lolol
Tell the people what they’re about to hear and watch ’em choke.
If you didnt know trump at all and read the first statement of the preview, it gives you an understanding of someone about to talk to his/her psychotherapist and is expected to loose his shit because if a mental illness.
He already stated that immigrants are taking “more than 100 %” of new jobs…
Fuck it, I’m gon’ for the jugular
They forgot to mention him mixing up everyone’s names.