America’s Dad



America’s Dad

Posted by DogeDoRight

25 comments
  1. When I saw the video of him explaining a fried headlight connector and he was going to fix it himself, I knew he was a good dude and not just another politician.

    He’s the guy that started sweeping floors at a company, and worked his way to the top.

  2. Tim Walz the type of dude in the Zoom meeting that turns himself off mute just so you can hear him laughing at your joke.

  3. He said “ope” at a rally. Thst is the most Midwestern thing I’ve ever seen. You can’t fake that.

  4. Wait till he has a talk about the birds and the bees and that it’s none of your beeswax where others decide to put it

  5. I know Tim could never, but are we playing with fire giving him Cosby’s superlative? lol

  6. There is no chance on earth that this man doesn’t point a stud finder to his chest to “test” it whenever he needs to use one.

  7. Point the thumb of your right hand in the direction you want the fastener to move. The direction your fingers curl is the direction you need to turn the fastener. Substitute left hand for rare left hand threads.

  8. Everytime I try to use this to remember:
    “Is it the top that goes left/right or the bottom?! It’s a circle so goes left and right at the same time!” Promptly over tightens it and can’t get the bolt off.

  9. He doesn’t rage watch enough Fox News to be what is now a typical American dad. And thank god for that. 

  10. The Democrats aren’t ready for “What he said to me when I was holding the flashlight” scandal.

  11. Universe I’m begging you please let Tim Walz be as nice as he seems. Please don’t pull the rug out from under us with some dark reveal

  12. A Spanish version of righty-tighty, lefty-loosy translates as “the right oppresses, the left liberates” and I love that so much.

  13. He’s the kind of person that would shovel snow off his neighbor’s driveway when they go on vacation.

  14. “righty-tighty” …. never have I heard the difference in political parties so aptly described. Beautiful.

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