“What’s with all the eyeliner? Melonama, doesn’t wear that much on her pussy.
He spotted a furniture store midair
If that’s true, Vance has nothing to worry about because everything tRump does is fucked up!
why? was JD a little too rough on the seat cushions mid-flight?
can´t wait to hear what all the black dudes in the plane told vance about how bad kamabla is!
wait, what i´m saying? no way vance flies with black dudes!
Pilot thought there was a burning smell in the cockpit but just turned out to be friction burn from JD getting his cushion pushin’. 😆
Willie Brown said he’d never get in a aircraft that Trump had anything to do with
Does he owe money to airports too???
It’s because of his approval rating. I made a list of things that have a higher approval rating than JD Vance. Anyone can feel free to add to the list:
Tim Walz
Kamala Harris
Canned Beets
Brussel Sprouts
White guy tacos
Mosquitos
Wasps (both the insect and white anglo-saxon protestants)
Pimples on your butt
Cancer
Why the heck would they be landing in Minnesota?
Trump saw that it worked for Putin on that Wagner Group guy.
We have a lot of Amish made furniture here, the virgin couches must be too much for him to resist
Did he break into the pilots cabin to hump the pilot seat again? Someone really needs to carry a spray bottle around him.
Is that a Boeing?
Such horrible security with them. 😮💨
“You’re fired!”
It’s because Trump doesn’t actually have the money to do maintenance on it.
The only plane maintenance program worse than Alaska is Trump.. 100% of his planes have issues
LOL how fucked up would it be if Trump was trying to off JD Vance AND Epstein’s Jet at the same time?
Dems should want Vance, hes been acting like a double agent with how horrible he’s been
Of course they dont put Vance’s name next to trump as the same size, nope make it below and smaller
Dude saw the IKEA on Drexel
Jumpty Dumpty (Vance) fell off the wall
Milwaukee, Minnesota?
Trump couldn’t even give him the Prigozhin treatment
Why was there a furniture sale?
Wait…is he in a bigger plane than Trump now since Trump is in the Epstein Learjet?
I swear all these random hackings and emergency landings… they’re trying to milk out these stories where they’re in danger when in fact the only thing that is danger isn’t their lives but rather their campaign chances at victory
Remember the Hillary kill count ?
Where is the trump kill count
Trump’s ex wife….mysteriously dies with blunt force trauma
Jeffrey Epstein…”suicide” in prison
Alex Oronov…Russian businessman who has ties to both Putin and trump mysteriously dies
Wasn’t there a plane full of people connected to trump that did go down…?
Would Trump really try and kill his Vice President? 😳
This whole campaign is couched in secrecy
This is their second emergency landing in a month. Either they are not maintaining their aircraft, or it was not an emergency landing. Are they “emergency” landing to get out of paying hanger/airport fees?
Do they have unpaid fees and avoiding specific airports?
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“What’s with all the eyeliner? Melonama, doesn’t wear that much on her pussy.
He spotted a furniture store midair
If that’s true, Vance has nothing to worry about because everything tRump does is fucked up!
why? was JD a little too rough on the seat cushions mid-flight?
can´t wait to hear what all the black dudes in the plane told vance about how bad kamabla is!
wait, what i´m saying? no way vance flies with black dudes!
Pilot thought there was a burning smell in the cockpit but just turned out to be friction burn from JD getting his cushion pushin’. 😆
Willie Brown said he’d never get in a aircraft that Trump had anything to do with
Does he owe money to airports too???
It’s because of his approval rating. I made a list of things that have a higher approval rating than JD Vance. Anyone can feel free to add to the list:
Tim Walz
Kamala Harris
Canned Beets
Brussel Sprouts
White guy tacos
Mosquitos
Wasps (both the insect and white anglo-saxon protestants)
Pimples on your butt
Cancer
Why the heck would they be landing in Minnesota?
Trump saw that it worked for Putin on that Wagner Group guy.
We have a lot of Amish made furniture here, the virgin couches must be too much for him to resist
Did he break into the pilots cabin to hump the pilot seat again? Someone really needs to carry a spray bottle around him.
Is that a Boeing?
Such horrible security with them. 😮💨
“You’re fired!”
It’s because Trump doesn’t actually have the money to do maintenance on it.
The only plane maintenance program worse than Alaska is Trump.. 100% of his planes have issues
LOL how fucked up would it be if Trump was trying to off JD Vance AND Epstein’s Jet at the same time?
Dems should want Vance, hes been acting like a double agent with how horrible he’s been
Of course they dont put Vance’s name next to trump as the same size, nope make it below and smaller
Dude saw the IKEA on Drexel
Jumpty Dumpty (Vance) fell off the wall
Milwaukee, Minnesota?
Trump couldn’t even give him the Prigozhin treatment
Why was there a furniture sale?
Wait…is he in a bigger plane than Trump now since Trump is in the Epstein Learjet?
I swear all these random hackings and emergency landings… they’re trying to milk out these stories where they’re in danger when in fact the only thing that is danger isn’t their lives but rather their campaign chances at victory
Remember the Hillary kill count ?
Where is the trump kill count
Trump’s ex wife….mysteriously dies with blunt force trauma
Jeffrey Epstein…”suicide” in prison
Alex Oronov…Russian businessman who has ties to both Putin and trump mysteriously dies
Wasn’t there a plane full of people connected to trump that did go down…?
Would Trump really try and kill his Vice President? 😳
This whole campaign is couched in secrecy
This is their second emergency landing in a month. Either they are not maintaining their aircraft, or it was not an emergency landing. Are they “emergency” landing to get out of paying hanger/airport fees?
Do they have unpaid fees and avoiding specific airports?