HomeGermanyTschetschenischer Kriegsherr lädt Musk nach Russland ein, nachdem er beim Fahren eines mit einem Maschinengewehr bestückten Cybertrucks gefilmt wurde
This is what I envision it would be like if my 12 year old nephew ran a country.
>Chechnya President Ramzan Kadyrov invited Tesla CEO Elon Musk to Russia on Saturday after being filmed behind the wheel of one of the company’s Cybertrucks mounted with a machine gun.
>In a clip posted on Kadyrov’s Telegram channel, the self-styled strongman was seen taking the stainless steel-clad Cybertruck for a leisurely drive before standing astride the machine gun mounted in the truck bed, draped with belts of ammunition.
>In a gushing post, Kadyrov, who rules over Chechnya, a republic within the Russian Federation, described the vehicle as “undoubtedly one of the best cars in the world. I literally fell in love.”
>**He also said he would donate the vehicle to Russian forces fighting in the invasion of Ukraine**. “It’s not for nothing that they call this a cyberbeast,” he said. “I’m sure that this beast will bring plenty of benefits to our troops.”
>**Kadyrov, who was sanctioned by the U.S. after being linked to numerous human rights violations, said he received the truck from Musk**, although this was not independently confirmed. Messages left with Tesla seeking comment were not immediately returned.
>Kadyrov also took advantage of the video clip to invite Musk to Chechnya.
>“I don’t think the Russian Foreign Ministry would mind such a trip,” he said. “And, of course, we’re waiting for your new developments that will help us finish our special military operation (in Ukraine).”
Seems problematic for a US company.
Considering how he has single-handedly devastated their space program Musk dares not travel to Russia.
I mean musk should really go. Those are his people. He should bring trump as his plus one and stay there.
Seeing a cyber truck get hit by a drone is going be awesome.
Stop giving this pos attention
“Which vehicle, sir?”
“The Cybertruck with the machine-gun turret.”
“Thank you.”
*CLICK*
A Cybertruck explodes on drone footage.
My Pillow Elmo
Thanks Elon. You should definitely go, since you love Russia so much
This guy had all the lego collections growing up.
Me: This guy is such a weird babyman.
Other: Musk or Kadyrov?
Me: Yes.
Some eastern european leaders are Putin’s puppets. This loser is his cock ring. His tiny, tiny little cock ring. But one must admit, he fills a vital role. Only way Vlad can get it up.
Not a bad PR move rbh. This is the kind of ring that’ll give Musk an erection. Because he is a pubescent little boy.
Chuds sucking chodes
Please musk. Accept it. You egotistic maniac. Go play with the chenchans. That’ll be great for your productivity
There is no one who is better described by the word “chud” than Elon Musk.
He’ll fit right in – he should go!
“Soon it will go to the frontline of the special military operation.”
He has got to be trolling.
Please let him go there and get held as a bargaining chip.
r/shittytechnicals
I can’t think of a worse use case for an EV than a warzone. That thing gets abondoned on the roadside in less than 24 hours.
Please keep him there so that he will understand what’s the meaning of life, freedom and democracy.
Surely this would be a cybertruck-mounted machine gun, no?
So Starlink gets cut off for Ukraine, but CyberTrucks (with guns mounted on them) work perfectly well for Russians? Don’t tell me you can’t remotely disable them, Elon, you bitch.
so…..
How is he charging it?
Funny how Don-Don did something I thought could be done with the Cybertruck, aka militarize it
Hope they’ve got a charging station.
Thought there were embargoes against Russia?
Musk is trying to kill chechens!
> INITIATING CYBERTRUCK IDENTIFICATION PROTOCOL…
> SEARCHING FOR TARGET… > CYBERTRUCK-007X… LOCATED.
> VERIFICATION IN PROGRESS… – MAKE: TESLA – MODEL: CYBERTRUCK – ID: 007X
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This is what I envision it would be like if my 12 year old nephew ran a country.
>Chechnya President Ramzan Kadyrov invited Tesla CEO Elon Musk to Russia on Saturday after being filmed behind the wheel of one of the company’s Cybertrucks mounted with a machine gun.
>In a clip posted on Kadyrov’s Telegram channel, the self-styled strongman was seen taking the stainless steel-clad Cybertruck for a leisurely drive before standing astride the machine gun mounted in the truck bed, draped with belts of ammunition.
>In a gushing post, Kadyrov, who rules over Chechnya, a republic within the Russian Federation, described the vehicle as “undoubtedly one of the best cars in the world. I literally fell in love.”
>**He also said he would donate the vehicle to Russian forces fighting in the invasion of Ukraine**. “It’s not for nothing that they call this a cyberbeast,” he said. “I’m sure that this beast will bring plenty of benefits to our troops.”
>**Kadyrov, who was sanctioned by the U.S. after being linked to numerous human rights violations, said he received the truck from Musk**, although this was not independently confirmed. Messages left with Tesla seeking comment were not immediately returned.
>Kadyrov also took advantage of the video clip to invite Musk to Chechnya.
>“I don’t think the Russian Foreign Ministry would mind such a trip,” he said. “And, of course, we’re waiting for your new developments that will help us finish our special military operation (in Ukraine).”
Seems problematic for a US company.
Considering how he has single-handedly devastated their space program Musk dares not travel to Russia.
Do you remember when [the director of Ros Cosmos invited him for ‘tea’](https://www.cnn.com/2021/09/07/business/russia-space-dmitry-rogozin-elon-musk/index.html)?
I mean musk should really go. Those are his people. He should bring trump as his plus one and stay there.
Seeing a cyber truck get hit by a drone is going be awesome.
Stop giving this pos attention
“Which vehicle, sir?”
“The Cybertruck with the machine-gun turret.”
“Thank you.”
*CLICK*
A Cybertruck explodes on drone footage.
My Pillow Elmo
Thanks Elon. You should definitely go, since you love Russia so much
This guy had all the lego collections growing up.
Me: This guy is such a weird babyman.
Other: Musk or Kadyrov?
Me: Yes.
Some eastern european leaders are Putin’s puppets. This loser is his cock ring. His tiny, tiny little cock ring. But one must admit, he fills a vital role. Only way Vlad can get it up.
Not a bad PR move rbh. This is the kind of ring that’ll give Musk an erection. Because he is a pubescent little boy.
Chuds sucking chodes
Please musk. Accept it. You egotistic maniac. Go play with the chenchans. That’ll be great for your productivity
There is no one who is better described by the word “chud” than Elon Musk.
He’ll fit right in – he should go!
“Soon it will go to the frontline of the special military operation.”
He has got to be trolling.
Please let him go there and get held as a bargaining chip.
r/shittytechnicals
I can’t think of a worse use case for an EV than a warzone. That thing gets abondoned on the roadside in less than 24 hours.
Please keep him there so that he will understand what’s the meaning of life, freedom and democracy.
Surely this would be a cybertruck-mounted machine gun, no?
So Starlink gets cut off for Ukraine, but CyberTrucks (with guns mounted on them) work perfectly well for Russians? Don’t tell me you can’t remotely disable them, Elon, you bitch.
so…..
How is he charging it?
Funny how Don-Don did something I thought could be done with the Cybertruck, aka militarize it
Hope they’ve got a charging station.
Thought there were embargoes against Russia?
Musk is trying to kill chechens!
> INITIATING CYBERTRUCK IDENTIFICATION PROTOCOL…
> SEARCHING FOR TARGET…
> CYBERTRUCK-007X… LOCATED.
> VERIFICATION IN PROGRESS…
– MAKE: TESLA
– MODEL: CYBERTRUCK
– ID: 007X
> AUTHORIZING REMOTE OVERRIDE…
> OVERRIDE APPROVED.
> DEPLOYING COMMAND:
$ sudo rm -rf /cybertruck/system
$ sudo shutdown -h now “Goodnight, sweet prince.”
> COMMAND EXECUTED. CYBERTRUCK-007X IS NOW A GLORIFIED LAWN ORNAMENT.
> MISSION ACCOMPLISHED. TERMINATING SESSION…
> _Disconnected_
There are regular Russia cars that are more rigid than Cybertruck. Infamous Niva and YAZ
I want Ukraine to remind Elon Musk his shit isn’t the best via drone strike
Maybe Elon should go. Maybe stay awhile. Maybe for a prolonged time.
I wonder if they can remotely disable it ? Or put gay goay porn on the display. Idk, something needs to be done.
Birds of a shit feather
Please investigate Musk over this shit
That is the ugliest looking technical I’ve ever seen, and I’ve seen a LOT of pictures of technicals.
Let Musk travel to the Kursk region. I‘m sure Ukraine would love to give him a warm welcome. And do the world a big favour.