TFW you saw something on reddit earlier in the day and was like “that can’t be real” and then it was real
But Vance is against IVF because fetuses or some other excuse. The contradictions are so weird.
*…it’s really high in protein…*
##This guy hasn’t had pussy since pussy had him
To MAGA people, this baloney is eaten up like the pet rock in the 1970’s.
Crazy as a shithouse rat these people.
So if any of these jeniuses improperly disposes of these and doesn’t hold a funeral for each and every sperm cell, we can charge them with a million counts of murder?
I’m sure the pro-forced-birthers will be perfectly fine with this, right?
I’m mostly pissed that I don’t have the entrepreneurial skills to have started selling these first. Those folks, sellers, have got to be laughing their asses off. And the buyers think that they’re being laughed with not laughed at.
I’m fully prepared for some crazy MAGA follower to start a ‘JD Vance Couch Company’
They think this Owns the Libs. It’s just Freaking WEIRD people.
What they find when they look behind the cushions on the couch.
The ‘Christian’ Republican Party that opposes birth control is handing out cups of semen?
What in the fuckin” fuck is this shit?
So, uhh.. jizz? That’s supposed to be them carrying around cups of JD Vance’s jizz?
What the fuck is happening
Nothing says economic anxiety like splurging on novelty VP candidate splooge at a Trump rally.
I saw another post with someone carrying these around and just thought it was a one off crazy person.
Seeing this is yet another in a series of constant reminders that the crazy is all encompassing
Did they find that in the couch cushions while they were searching for money to donate to Trump’s legal fund?
I wonder how many couches they harvested that from
I think we can all agree the true horror here is the font spacing on the label in “V ANCE”
Maybe I’m weird 🙂
Dude can’t even connect his mustache to his beard
What does that mean? Does he want to nut inside JD Vance?
Yuck 🤮
Mental illness
They scraped that out of the couch?
I see romper suits are making a comeback. Interesting….
How can you stand there with a cup that supposed to suggest you are carrying JD Vance’s Jizz ?!?! What in the holy F!!!!
I have a feeling a Dem passed these put and took photos. No one is that creative to come up with this.
Weird
Really fuckin weird.
Neckbeard has tricked them all in the pic…that’s his sperm he’s carrying around 😉
Sofa king weird.
These weirdos will straight call someone a hard ‘f’ while brandishing the cum of some dude that wears eyeliner and wanting to fuck agent orange.
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TFW you saw something on reddit earlier in the day and was like “that can’t be real” and then it was real
But Vance is against IVF because fetuses or some other excuse. The contradictions are so weird.
*…it’s really high in protein…*
##This guy hasn’t had pussy since pussy had him
To MAGA people, this baloney is eaten up like the pet rock in the 1970’s.
Crazy as a shithouse rat these people.
So if any of these jeniuses improperly disposes of these and doesn’t hold a funeral for each and every sperm cell, we can charge them with a million counts of murder?
I’m sure the pro-forced-birthers will be perfectly fine with this, right?
I’m mostly pissed that I don’t have the entrepreneurial skills to have started selling these first. Those folks, sellers, have got to be laughing their asses off. And the buyers think that they’re being laughed with not laughed at.
I’m fully prepared for some crazy MAGA follower to start a ‘JD Vance Couch Company’
They think this Owns the Libs. It’s just Freaking WEIRD people.
What they find when they look behind the cushions on the couch.
The ‘Christian’ Republican Party that opposes birth control is handing out cups of semen?
What in the fuckin” fuck is this shit?
So, uhh.. jizz? That’s supposed to be them carrying around cups of JD Vance’s jizz?
What the fuck is happening
Nothing says economic anxiety like splurging on novelty VP candidate splooge at a Trump rally.
I saw another post with someone carrying these around and just thought it was a one off crazy person.
Seeing this is yet another in a series of constant reminders that the crazy is all encompassing
Did they find that in the couch cushions while they were searching for money to donate to Trump’s legal fund?
I wonder how many couches they harvested that from
I think we can all agree the true horror here is the font spacing on the label in “V ANCE”
Maybe I’m weird 🙂
Dude can’t even connect his mustache to his beard
What does that mean? Does he want to nut inside JD Vance?
Yuck 🤮
Mental illness
They scraped that out of the couch?
I see romper suits are making a comeback. Interesting….
How can you stand there with a cup that supposed to suggest you are carrying JD Vance’s Jizz ?!?! What in the holy F!!!!
I have a feeling a Dem passed these put and took photos. No one is that creative to come up with this.
Weird
Really fuckin weird.
Neckbeard has tricked them all in the pic…that’s his sperm he’s carrying around 😉
Sofa king weird.
These weirdos will straight call someone a hard ‘f’ while brandishing the cum of some dude that wears eyeliner and wanting to fuck agent orange.
Just be fucking proud dude 🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈
Weird and gross.