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Possibly the most loathed piece of furniture in every British childhood? Letting you know exactly where you are in the pecking order for generations!
August 18, 2024
Possibly the most loathed piece of furniture in every British childhood? Letting you know exactly where you are in the pecking order for generations!
by johnsmithoncemore
6 comments
Oh yeah the perks of being year 6 , finally not getting dead legs by sitting on the floor for assembly.
Until it was tipped on its side and the indoor football came out.
We used these for pe once to jump over them, of course I was the one that somehow managed to cut my leg on the blunt wooden bench…
The worst feeling was being the poor twat stuck on the end with one arse cheek hanging off the edge
No matter how hard I tried, I couldn’t peel that coating off the metal hooks at the ends
Literally got arrested for burning one of these with a lighter.
My school had an on-campus police officer (it just saved them time) and they even had an office on campus; a fact I found out after finding him standing over me while I was cackling with a lighter in-hand trying to destroy this detestable piece of furniture.
6 comments
Oh yeah the perks of being year 6 , finally not getting dead legs by sitting on the floor for assembly.
Until it was tipped on its side and the indoor football came out.
We used these for pe once to jump over them, of course I was the one that somehow managed to cut my leg on the blunt wooden bench…
The worst feeling was being the poor twat stuck on the end with one arse cheek hanging off the edge
No matter how hard I tried, I couldn’t peel that coating off the metal hooks at the ends
Literally got arrested for burning one of these with a lighter.
My school had an on-campus police officer (it just saved them time) and they even had an office on campus; a fact I found out after finding him standing over me while I was cackling with a lighter in-hand trying to destroy this detestable piece of furniture.