Trying to get eyes on this card my grandmother wrote me as none of us can quite work out what it says—any ideas?

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1. With a bit of a leap for broken words and missing letters, I’d guess something close to:

   Have a good time in your…{can’t tell}

   Will think of you.

   Lots of love Grandma.

2. Hav a good

   1 I’m in you’re

   calculator

   Will 1 minute of g

   dolls of doom

   gram ma

3. “Have a good time in your”…. But then I’m a bit stuck? Is the move getting confused with a holiday, so might it be caravan or camper van?
   The rest might be “we’ll think of you, lots of love”.

4. Have a good time in your country. Will think of you.
   Lots of love, Grandma

5. I work in a dementia care ward, it’s actually quite amazing how so many patients have similar handwriting to this! Fortunately, I can easily translate!

   It says:

   Dear Steven,

   Just fuck off to Peru already. Your halitosis has become so unbearable, even the dog spontaneously shits when you enter his airspace.

   You’re out of the will, and your arse looks like a cheese grater.

   Pass me the TV Quick before you go and give me 3 rings when you land, just so I can be sure you’re gone.

   With love,

   I’m not your real Nan.

6. I thought it said have a good time in New York – the “new” squeezed in on the 2nd line.
   It’s precious.

7. She’s in your ceiling apparently and has dolls for the loo.

8. Have a good life in (wherever.)
   Will miss you. Lots of love grandma.

9. Have a good. I’m in your ceiling. Will dolls of mint doo? Of G. Gram ma.

10. bless your grandma. I think it says:

    Have a good time in your country, will think you, lots of love, gram ma.

11. Have a good lim, I’m in your cuntmuff. Willlminot of g dolls of doo. Gramn mat.

12. Have a good time in your country/county? I will think you. Lots of love Grandma

13. Have a good time in (can’t read it) but the last line I think says “Lots of love, Grandma”

14. Have a good time in your country. Will think of you. Lots of Love, Grandma

15. Have a good 1 you cunt. I’m in Malia, done a G. Going to do another gram.

    Ma

16. Im in your walls

17. I asked ChatGPT to have a go.

    hav a Good

    I im in yore

    cen Ipus

    we’ll Imivot of g

    lots of loo

    gram ma

    There you have it.

18. Have a good time in your country.

    Well im not off on holiday I’m on toilet

    Grand ma

19. have a good

    1 im in your

    can

    will limit of g

    dolls and doo

    gram ma

20. The fact she wrote you is lovely in its self, I’m sure whatever it is she loves you dearly and wants you to be happy.

21. Have a good one. I’m on your cocaine

22. ChatGPT 4o thinks this:

    “Have a good time in your celebration. Will bring lots of food.
    Grandma”

23. “Have a good [time?]
    I’m in your [care? love?]
    We’ll [think of? miss?] you lots of love
    [Grandma?] [name?]”

    Per ChatGPT

24. Have a good time in your canoli. We’ll mount your dolls of doo. Grama.