I saw this on the internet, this must be true! – republican platform
“I stole this bible from the hotel room where I banged Stormy Daniels and JD fucked the couch”
Not exactly banging from Stormy’s account
Ah the photo op he tear gases protestors to take
Uh, yeah. No.
Except “banging” someone implies a certain sexual competence that this dipshit couldn’t dream of having. Plus he paid her. Stop saying he’s a guy who bangs pornstars. He pokes them off camera, and they ain’t doing it for free. They’re effectively prostitutes (or being sexually assaulted). There’s nothing wrong with sex work, but the only way he’s getting any action at all is if there’s some sort or transaction or favor. Dude will NEVER be cool enough to be casually “banging pornstars”. No fucking shot.
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This Bible Placed here by the Giggity Society
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I saw this on the internet, this must be true! – republican platform
“I stole this bible from the hotel room where I banged Stormy Daniels and JD fucked the couch”
Not exactly banging from Stormy’s account
Ah the photo op he tear gases protestors to take
Uh, yeah.
No.
Except “banging” someone implies a certain sexual competence that this dipshit couldn’t dream of having. Plus he paid her. Stop saying he’s a guy who bangs pornstars. He pokes them off camera, and they ain’t doing it for free. They’re effectively prostitutes (or being sexually assaulted). There’s nothing wrong with sex work, but the only way he’s getting any action at all is if there’s some sort or transaction or favor. Dude will NEVER be cool enough to be casually “banging pornstars”. No fucking shot.