NASAs Webb-Teleskop findet Hinweise auf eine Ozeanwelt um Uranus

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1. Thanks nasa but I’m aware of the ocean around my anus, it’s called swamp ass.

2. What a wildly confusing title.

   Cool shit though.

3. This is a very strangely written title. They mean one of Uranus’s moons, Ariel, may have a liquid ocean beneath its surface.

4. Detecting multiple leviathan class lifeforms in the region. Are you certain whatever you’re doing is worth it?

5. >

   This is pleasant news to me, that they choose a planet to concentrate observational efforts on for a whole decade. I’m guessing that last decade was Saturn’s? I hope Venus gets its due at some point.

   P.S. I hope a whole decade of Uranus related news will dim down the joke factor of the planet’s name.

6. Can you IMAGINE Earth rotating on its side like Uranus. One day would be the extremes of the South Pole , the heat of the equator, then the cold of the North Pole !!

7. No need to get personal, OP, jeez.

8. sick

9. It’s hot out here.

10. Can’t do shit these days without a government agency monitoring your ass.

11. Every post made me think or giggle, tnx 😊

12. That’ll be me if I don’t get air conditioing installed before summer

13. Oh fuck I’m gonna [explore]

14. Robin Williams had a joke like this, about sweat running down the crack of your ass like Niagra… It’s so hot you have an ocean world around uranus!

15. Is it assumed some sort of life would develop in underground oceans? Or nobody knows?

16. OK enough already, I’ll buy the bidet

17. Yah sorry about that. Been drinking massive amounts of water for this weird colon cleanse

18. An ocean world sounds terrifying. Nothing but water!?

19. In this fucking heat you’re god damn right there’s an ocean world around my anus.

20. We just used to call it *Neptune’s Kiss*.

21. I got very defensive when I read this, “not mine, yours!”

22. I’m sure there’s more than water in Uranus!!

23. It’s called the toilet

24. Heh…helps with the Kingons

25. *giggles*

26. It’s lube.