Turn your Hobby into a Jobby

45 comments

1. I can turn my floppy into a stiffy.

2. What a great idea! I’ve always dreamed of making money while pursuing my passion for knitting.

3. Coprolite seller going door to door

4. It’s fanny packs all over again….

5. “Why don’t I strap on my job helmet and squeeze down into a job cannon and fire off into Jobland where jobs grow on jobbies!”

6. Willies. Bums. Jobbies. Lavvies.

7. So, I can gain employment from masturbating…?

8. Wheyyyy

9. If my hobby was taking a shite, I would fulfil this headline’s prophecy!

10. Well, this works out for Mr Blobby.

11. Eating is a hobby of mine so……

12. Yes, turning your hobby into a jobby is indeed a jobby idea.
    I’ve done it a couple of times, and you end up hating your hobby once it’s a jobby.

13. Hmmm, this feels like when I started playing World of Warcraft in 2007 and I kept seeing people throwing the word “twink” around and was very confused at first. Like with “twink,” I don’t think this person here, picking this word, knows that “jobby” already exists as a word and has a different meaning…

14. Turn your pasttime into an arse-crime.

15. A wee jobby, or a big jobby?

16. Birdwatching for money? Sign me up

17. No, I don’t think I will.

18. I’m in my 30s with ibs, going for a jobby is my hobby

19. My hobby is baking cakes, which I distribute to friends and family who all turn them into jobbies. Does this mean I’m double winning? 

20. Next you’re going to tell me that you’ve never wanted to spread jobbie on your toast!

    https://www.jobbienutbutter.com/

21. Is this what’s meant by “enshitification”?

22. Into a what?..

23. having a jobby is my hobby so im already winning.

24. No – my hobby is to make me happy, not make me money.

25. Bad advice, you’ll end up hating the thing that gave you peace.

26. I’ve been turning my job into the place I do my jobbies, is that close enough? Pooing on company time is sort of a hobby turned jobby.

27. “You trendy students are always giving us a bad name!”

    “Oh, do you mean like ‘Big Jobbies’?”

28. ‘I hope I get a JOBBY Freddy, I’ll keep my FINGers crooooossed. Croooooossed. Crooooooooossed.’

29. I’m going to hazard a guess that this wasn’t written by a Scot

30. Turn your recreation into an evacuation

31. Follow this one simple step to start hating your hobbies and losing the joy for something you once loved doing. I wish I could get paid for wanking then I probably wouldn’t do it so much

32. I’m a foodie so done and done

33. Luckily my hobby is eating, so I’d be concerned if it didn’t turn into a hobby.

34. Isn’t jobby slang for taking a shit?

35. Well my hobby is cooking, so this goes hand in hand already.

36. I would like to be an alcohol taster, but I would surely drink the whole product, please find me help :’)

37. How do I make money off of masturbation?

38. Works fine if the hobby is baking cupcakes 

39. Katie price write this?

40. Scottish people reading this headline 👀🤔🧐

41. Fecophiliacs love this one simple trick.

42. I could use a “jobby” right now if you know what I mean

43. Well I do enjoy making scat videos

44. Reminds me of the classic Sun headline from the 90’s when a transgender copper won their job back

    “No nobby bobby wins back jobby”

45. All of my hobbies suck.