Help him die, everybody. Help him die.
(this should be allowed)
Disposable diapers were invented in 1956 and the first adult diapers were released in 1978
Those improperly applied possessive apostrophes hurt me.
Also older than any other official nominee to run for President.
Old as fuck is what I’m reading. So it’s almost as if someone should walk away. Or assisted down the ramp to leave
America is about 3 Donald Trump’s old
CD’s
GPS
The Nuke
He was alive when Hitler was in power.
11. Kamala Harris… by ALOT.
And he’s older than Bill Clinton, who was president 30 years ago.
If Trump wins, he’ll have been born closer to the end of the Civil War (81) than the end of his second term (82).
I also trust all those things more than I trust him.
Man this is an interesting list. Really makes you think
11. Me
Depends on your defining point. Color television is technically older than Trump.
Hahah holy shit!! Let’s get grandpa back to bed!
Come on, you left adult diapers off the list?
* 11. Any other presidential nominee in U.S. history
He’s older than
– satellites..
– The atomic clock
– the transistor
– video games
– videotape
It’s not too late for the republicans to dump him and pick someone else, right?
They have a chance to show the world that the party isn’t just a cult-of-personality that’s hitched their boat to a perverted old man who’s madder than George III.
a far shorter list than the many things he’s stupider than, which includes but is not limited to:
– oatmeal
– box of hammers
– chewed gum
– Rudy Giuliani
– ..etc
Women having bank accounts
A good amount of them came in the 80s late 70s. So their relatively new.
But I thought velcro was far older than even the 40s
He’s also really, really fucking weird. He’s weird on a scale most of us rarely encounter unless you work in a psych ward or come in direct contact with ultra rich people. Sociopathy can be something some are “born” with but spending your entire childhood surrounded by people incapable of love or kindness takes it’s toll.
Also older than spray tan. Don’t know why I thought to look that up.
Older than EZ Go golf carts. Older than the US Interstate highway system. Older than the Department of Education. Older than the US Air Force. Older than Taylor Swift
LP records? Really?
Roughly 92-93% of the US population is younger than Donald Trump.
Question is: did he wear depends for most of his life?
# #SoOldSoWeird
You missed one disposable diapers.
Older than the state of Alaska.
He also predates intelligent thought, and never bothered to get up to speed
42 comments
11. Dirt
12. Any other presidential candidate to ever run
It’s funny that we don’t hear a peep out of all the MAGA folks who said Biden was too old to run last time….
And he’s closer to the end of World War One than he is to the year 2024. Now that’s old !!!
You know what is getting old? Seeing him walk around after the 34 felony convictions
Predates Rock N Roll. By a lot.
Man, that is old. Who would run a candidate older than all those things?
He’s older than Old Man Trump was when Woody Guthrie [wrote a prescient song](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Old_Man_Trump) about Fred Trump in 1954.
He’s also a rapist.
Help him die, everybody. Help him die.
(this should be allowed)
Disposable diapers were invented in 1956 and the first adult diapers were released in 1978
Those improperly applied possessive apostrophes hurt me.
Also older than any other official nominee to run for President.
Old as fuck is what I’m reading. So it’s almost as if someone should walk away. Or assisted down the ramp to leave
America is about 3 Donald Trump’s old
CD’s
GPS
The Nuke
He was alive when Hitler was in power.
11. Kamala Harris… by ALOT.
And he’s older than Bill Clinton, who was president 30 years ago.
If Trump wins, he’ll have been born closer to the end of the Civil War (81) than the end of his second term (82).
I also trust all those things more than I trust him.
Man this is an interesting list. Really makes you think
11. Me
Depends on your defining point. Color television is technically older than Trump.
Hahah holy shit!! Let’s get grandpa back to bed!
Come on, you left adult diapers off the list?
* 11. Any other presidential nominee in U.S. history
He’s older than
– satellites..
– The atomic clock
– the transistor
– video games
– videotape
It’s not too late for the republicans to dump him and pick someone else, right?
They have a chance to show the world that the party isn’t just a cult-of-personality that’s hitched their boat to a perverted old man who’s madder than George III.
a far shorter list than the many things he’s stupider than, which includes but is not limited to:
– oatmeal
– box of hammers
– chewed gum
– Rudy Giuliani
– ..etc
Women having bank accounts
A good amount of them came in the 80s late 70s. So their relatively new.
But I thought velcro was far older than even the 40s
He’s also really, really fucking weird. He’s weird on a scale most of us rarely encounter unless you work in a psych ward or come in direct contact with ultra rich people. Sociopathy can be something some are “born” with but spending your entire childhood surrounded by people incapable of love or kindness takes it’s toll.
Also older than spray tan. Don’t know why I thought to look that up.
Older than EZ Go golf carts. Older than the US Interstate highway system. Older than the Department of Education. Older than the US Air Force. Older than Taylor Swift
LP records? Really?
Roughly 92-93% of the US population is younger than Donald Trump.
Question is: did he wear depends for most of his life?
# #SoOldSoWeird
You missed one disposable diapers.
Older than the state of Alaska.
He also predates intelligent thought, and never bothered to get up to speed
My brain is having a real hard time with 7/8/9.