The brain is such a weird organ, like compared to other organs we really donβt know a lot about what is going on in there and thatβs doubly so for the French
Yet another indisputable proof of French dominance. The lack of a brain canβt even stop us
We are as good as you with only 10% of our power
Quality > Quantity
It doesn’t take that much to be intrinsically superior to the english
He doesnβt even need those 10% to be a civil servant in France
This is not indicative of beeing french, its indicative of beeing a civil servent.
Now imagine what we could do with a whole brain.
I bet we’d steal your wives in batches of three or four instead of one at a time.
Working as a French civil servant, hmm? That makes sense.
The brain is such an understudied organ. Hows this even physically possible?
Well a french brain is like 4 british brains or 3 german brains .
Not really surprising there
All that cavity will be filled with Gitanes smoke.
So French used only 10% of the brain all this time ??? What if they used 100% of brain ??
When you only have 10% of your brain and are still as smart as the average Pierre.
This guy took the expression “avoir une case en moins” (to be missing a cell = being dumb) too seriously.
Basically he has a condition that accumulates fluid in his head
That fluid was drained when he was younger, but the drain was removed when he was 14
Most likely he was of normal intelligence while young, and as his skull filled with fluid, his brain used its plasticity to shift its knowledge around to the “healthy parts”
Note that his brain is compressed, not removed, so all the connections that used to be there may still exist but work slowly because of the compression
This confirms French people only have 10% brain power
2 things:
That IQ score does make you actually r-worded as not even the U.S. military could find any use for you (not even cannon fodder; they literally did a study on this in Vietnam)
All this proves is you don’t need a functional brain to be a civil servant.
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Sorry, couldn’t resist as soon as I heard he was French: [https://medjournaldaily.com/man-with-90-brain-loss-living-a-normal-life/](https://medjournaldaily.com/man-with-90-brain-loss-living-a-normal-life/)
[Journal link](https://www.thelancet.com/journals/lancet/article/PIIS0140-6736(07)61127-1/fulltext)
The brain is such a weird organ, like compared to other organs we really donβt know a lot about what is going on in there and thatβs doubly so for the French
Yet another indisputable proof of French dominance. The lack of a brain canβt even stop us
We are as good as you with only 10% of our power
Quality > Quantity
It doesn’t take that much to be intrinsically superior to the english
He doesnβt even need those 10% to be a civil servant in France
This is not indicative of beeing french, its indicative of beeing a civil servent.
Now imagine what we could do with a whole brain.
I bet we’d steal your wives in batches of three or four instead of one at a time.
Working as a French civil servant, hmm? That makes sense.
The brain is such an understudied organ. Hows this even physically possible?
Well a french brain is like 4 british brains or 3 german brains .
Not really surprising there
All that cavity will be filled with Gitanes smoke.
So French used only 10% of the brain all this time ??? What if they used 100% of brain ??
Can I convert to French?
Most intelligent civil servant
Imagine if we were using the 90% left.
https://preview.redd.it/tkdv3oi26njd1.jpeg?width=990&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fe9c727e6c86af360af8e02f542b59812ee2fdd7
Pas le couteau le plus aiguisΓ© du tiroir.
look inside Frenchman skull: find cobweb
When you only have 10% of your brain and are still as smart as the average Pierre.
This guy took the expression “avoir une case en moins” (to be missing a cell = being dumb) too seriously.
Basically he has a condition that accumulates fluid in his head
That fluid was drained when he was younger, but the drain was removed when he was 14
Most likely he was of normal intelligence while young, and as his skull filled with fluid, his brain used its plasticity to shift its knowledge around to the “healthy parts”
Note that his brain is compressed, not removed, so all the connections that used to be there may still exist but work slowly because of the compression
This confirms French people only have 10% brain power
2 things:
That IQ score does make you actually r-worded as not even the U.S. military could find any use for you (not even cannon fodder; they literally did a study on this in Vietnam)
All this proves is you don’t need a functional brain to be a civil servant.