Big, fat, stinky liar

Posted by kalamazoo43

37 comments
  1. What he meant was that the people were too big to fit in the seats. That’s why.

  2. You didn’t turn them away. They decided to not take a chance on you not paying the rent-a-crowd to attend your circus.

  3. I loathe him, but to be fair, I wouldn’t want to sit behind him after what happened either…

  4. Turned away 11,500?

    Find me 11,780 votes?

    Whaddaya wanna bet he was thinking of Georgia when he pulled the rally “got-aways” out of his ass?

    He’s just layered, recycled lies, rehashed grievances, and hamburger grease all the way down.

  5. Is he counting all the dementors in his brain in that number?

  6. How he counts 11.500 and not estimates 12.000.

    Wasn’t he short of 11.5K in 2020 Georgia?
    Is that number etched on his single brain cell?

  7. I thought that according to him it was actually South Carolina.

  8. On the other hand, I can see Trump turning away people when there are empty seats just so he can say he turned people away.

  9. I got blocked by my brother in law on Facebook back in 2020 by pointing out that Trump’s presidency started out with a lie about the crowd at his inauguration. I think what triggered him was when I used the following phrase. Don’t believe your lying eyes, believe only dear leader.

  10. (Trump-) “The Harris campaign posted video taken hours before my rally!-like this image-disregard the AI-generated “me” speaking on stage!, and the timestamp showing I was speaking then”!

  11. This guy would tell you it’s high noon, at midnight.

  12. Wait, so he’s on stage. But empty seats behind him.

    But people who’s turned away? Oh maybe they did bring a virgin to sacrifice to their gold god.

  13. 25,000 Republicans dressed as empty blue stadium seats. 

  14. “The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.” – 1984

  15. Don’t tell Don-Old, but all those empty seats are at the Harris-Walz campaign rally.

  16. Looks like a blue wave forming in the stands…

    Nevermind, those are just empty seats.

  17. Those seats aren’t actually empty. They are filled with the Blue Man Group members.

  18. The crowds’ trump draws are so small that if there weren’t stories about trump lying about crowd size, almost no one would know maga rallies still happen.

  19. Close to the same number of votes he was begging the Georgia Sec of State to “find” for him in 2020.

  20. Not even enough for a proper crowd wave.. womp womp

  21. They all had to go to the bathroom at the same time. You should’ve seen the line.

  22. Obviously a lie, there were at least a million people waiting to get in there

  23. When your eyes can tell that someone stinks, that’s a lot of stink.

  24. No, see, they turned away people to make room for all the egos.

  25. Well, to be fair, it was a bigger turnout than the turnout for the **Borderlands** movie. Not saying much.

  26. Maybe they were all in the bathrooms changing their diapers or chugging MAGA semen

  27. Who the hell counts the people who are “turned away”?

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