If he’d gone to Geno’s he could have gotten it with Provolone. The slightest amount of research could have avoided this…
First mistake was going to Pat’s
Vance: “you done with that or can I fuck that cheese?”
Obligatory: Pat’s is garbage
Swiss cheese pervert!
They should have told him to gtfo.
Vance is a dumpster fire that can’t be extinguished
So he is banned from Pennsylvania for life, right?
Go to DiNic’s and get a roast pork like a real man.
That look when you realize hot cheese would make great couch sex lube.
“Can I get one of them gloves too? To go, please”
“What does ‘wit wiz’ mean?”
“It means go to the back of the line and read the menu again.”
“I’ll have the Trump colored cheese.”
“I’ll have one loaded with what appears to be my boss’s makeup!”
JD Vance in Buffalo: “Got any ranch dressing?”
JD Vance in NYC: “one scooped out bagel”
JD Vance in Chicago: “footlong with Ketchup please”
“Sir, the furniture store is down the block.”
Extra whiz wit is all you need.
He is a walking punch line.
And that was the day they lost PA.
That’s like asking for ketchup on a Chicago dog
If he went to Geno’s he could have enjoyed the racist anti-immigrant signs too.
How does no one prep him or for him even to have the presence of mind to just order it how they recommend. Seems like a very politically safe ….know what I’m sorry. For a second I thought there was some common sense here.
I’m no fan of Vance, but I’m wit him on this one. Whiz isn’t as good on a cheesesteak as provolone.
I think that yellow stuff is known to cause side effects with Ozempic.
Why is is face weird? It looks like he’s wearing someone else’s face.
Man, this dude can’t catch a break and it’s fucking hysterical.
Fake. Vance would never admit he made a mistake.
Eat dahlinlk! Mangiare! Mangiare! Super size it. Clog them arteries up with tryclerides and cholesterol. You’ll be a CABG x 5 (coronary artery bypass grafting 5 vessels) by the time you lose the election. No worries. You can get Obama Care.
Doesn’t he realize how much whiz there is in Cheez Whiz?
“Hi, yeah uh my friend was wondering if you have any hamberders back there”
JD Vance: “Jizz wit!”
Swiss cheese, eh? Seems kind of….socialist, don’t ya think Vance?
The unfortunate Grey Poupon faux pas.
“This boy don’t seem like he from round here.” But in all honest personal opinion there is so much more we can attack him on than over Swiss cheese. It’s like the far right media going after Kamala for eating a bag of Doritos. We’re better than this.
I’m pretty sure he’s a vegetarian, and as a Hindu eating beef is against his religion. That is, unless he’s completely changed who he is again for this campaign.
They write the directions on the wall.
Before I ever had one, I thought Phiily cheese steaks had Philadelphia cream cheese
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Nothing a bit of your splooge won’t fix
Vance: “couch my steak in cheese”
If he’d gone to Geno’s he could have gotten it with Provolone. The slightest amount of research could have avoided this…
First mistake was going to Pat’s
Vance: “you done with that or can I fuck that cheese?”
Obligatory: Pat’s is garbage
Swiss cheese pervert!
They should have told him to gtfo.
Vance is a dumpster fire that can’t be extinguished
So he is banned from Pennsylvania for life, right?
Go to DiNic’s and get a roast pork like a real man.
That look when you realize hot cheese would make great couch sex lube.
“Can I get one of them gloves too? To go, please”
“What does ‘wit wiz’ mean?”
“It means go to the back of the line and read the menu again.”
“I’ll have the Trump colored cheese.”
“I’ll have one loaded with what appears to be my boss’s makeup!”
JD Vance in Buffalo: “Got any ranch dressing?”
JD Vance in NYC: “one scooped out bagel”
JD Vance in Chicago: “footlong with Ketchup please”
“Sir, the furniture store is down the block.”
Extra whiz wit is all you need.
He is a walking punch line.
And that was the day they lost PA.
That’s like asking for ketchup on a Chicago dog
If he went to Geno’s he could have enjoyed the racist anti-immigrant signs too.
How does no one prep him or for him even to have the presence of mind to just order it how they recommend. Seems like a very politically safe ….know what I’m sorry. For a second I thought there was some common sense here.
I’m no fan of Vance, but I’m wit him on this one. Whiz isn’t as good on a cheesesteak as provolone.
I think that yellow stuff is known to cause side effects with Ozempic.
Why is is face weird? It looks like he’s wearing someone else’s face.
Man, this dude can’t catch a break and it’s fucking hysterical.
Fake. Vance would never admit he made a mistake.
Eat dahlinlk! Mangiare! Mangiare! Super size it. Clog them arteries up with tryclerides and cholesterol. You’ll be a CABG x 5 (coronary artery bypass grafting 5 vessels) by the time you lose the election. No worries. You can get Obama Care.
Doesn’t he realize how much whiz there is in Cheez Whiz?
“Hi, yeah uh my friend was wondering if you have any hamberders back there”
JD Vance: “Jizz wit!”
Swiss cheese, eh? Seems kind of….socialist, don’t ya think Vance?
The unfortunate Grey Poupon faux pas.
“This boy don’t seem like he from round here.” But in all honest personal opinion there is so much more we can attack him on than over Swiss cheese. It’s like the far right media going after Kamala for eating a bag of Doritos. We’re better than this.
I’m pretty sure he’s a vegetarian, and as a Hindu eating beef is against his religion. That is, unless he’s completely changed who he is again for this campaign.
They write the directions on the wall.
Before I ever had one, I thought Phiily cheese steaks had Philadelphia cream cheese