Gee Whiz 😂

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38 comments
  1. If you don’t know how to order, just ask what’s the most popular. Or find something with the restaurants name on the menu. Don’t ask for weird shit

  2. “Hi I want to order a steakcheese, and can I get brie on that”

  3. Apparently, he didn’t actually try to order it with Swiss, he was trying to joke about John Kerry’s major faux pas from 2004

  4. The funny thing is that it literally says how to order on the big sign above the window. It also says to go to the back of the line if you mess up. I’m guessing ol’Vance is still there today in an endless purgatory of asking for every kind of cheese aside from wiz, provalone, or american.

  5. As a South Jerseyan I am offended for my brothers in green.

  6. >JD Vance asked Pat’s in South Philly why they didn’t serve Swiss cheese—an apparent deep cut reference to former Sen. John Kerry’s infamous cheesesteak blunder in 2003.

    They’re really reaching if they’re throwing shade at John Kerry for an incident from 21 years ago.

  7. Damn self-important entitled grifter comes to town and makes demands. What’s next a swish of avocado?

  8. In Q speak, swiss cheese is a child’s couch.

  9. He’s from WV/OH what do you expect!? Those folk have sofas in their garages!

  10. Not only did he go to the hack tourist spot, he fucking asked for Swiss….

  11. He prob goes to Pittsburgh and calls pop soda and doesn’t say yins once!

  12. Cmon bro, my corn fed ass even knows about this. Probably something I learned from Mark Summers.

  13. I used to live in Philly. Can’t stop laughing

    This shit writes itself

  14. After a question like that, did Pat’s even serve him?

  15. The other crime that he committed was that he went to Pat’s of all places.

  16. Numb nuts has ketchup on well done steak so they deserve each other

  17. Pat’s is the worst place to get a cheesesteak in Philly. JD deserves both the ridicule and that gross sandwich.

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