I don’t know if tikkies only require you to know their phone number, but with a little detective work you should be able to find out their number and send them a tikkie.
Overtake them ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
If youre german, overtake them at the next right curve when it is dangerous for everyone, because arriving 2 minutes earlier and showing that your car can go brrr fast ist more important than anything else. But only after honking and showing everyone that you yourself are more important.
Enjoy the nice road??
Is that an option?
If not, honk, scram and yell at them before calling the cops and overtaking in an overly dangerous move!
kill him
Set Transmission gear to M and pedal to the floor
The road sign tells you there are blind bends ahead.
So channel your inner Hans and floor it! Because what you can not see, can not harm you.
Millions of BMW drivers can’t be wrong.
You know you can overtake them, right? Even if you drive a French car, you just need more road
You should pull over, get on your knees and curse whatever god you pray to for not having you be born in a superior culture 💪
GOURANGA!!
Eh you know the answer. Aggressively overtake and curse him. Not because he’s slow. But because he is d🤮tch.
Distract them with a bitterbal
Just chill, create some more distance and as soon as you’ll get an opportunity to overtake safely you’ll just stay put but decrease your distance so people behind you can’t overtake you.
Get their attention and then throw some gold foil wrapped chocolate coins out the window. The Dutch love gold, (so I’ve been told) and they lose all sense of self preservation and will leap out of the safety of their dutchmobiles at the site of it
Force him off the road and make him pay for the ultimate sin of driving with a caravan
He will probably send you a tikkie for giving you a slipstream and saving you fuel.
Worry not, the great migration is coming to an end soon enough!
Tell them to go back to Brussels. It’ll fuck them right off.
God damn Ausländer in the Ausland 😡
No obstacle would stop us from overtaking, even with a double solid line
Bomb Rotterdam
Looks like a convoy. You might as well join the back end of it.
Pitmanoevre the caravan
Enjoy the views of that nice backcountry road and overtake him when you have a chance.
Now that being said, you better be the passenger in that car, taking pictures. If you touch your phone while driving, I hope that you get stuck behind caravans every time you drive your car.
Complain on reddit
Wow i guess the dutch have invented new kinds of bikes. And they are getting uglier.
Send them a tikkie for the time wasted
Ich halte das Lenkrad gerade und fest
As a German I would advise you to do the following: 1. Get your blood pressure to the physically acceptable limit by yelling at him. 2. Drive as close to him as you possibly can, bonus points if you’re so close he doesn’t even see you anymore in his mirrors 3. Preemtively change to 2. Gear 4. Overtake him in a narrow curve risking your and their lives 5. Accelerate at minimum to +30% of the speed limit to assert dominance 6. Get hung up behind the next camper you spot in the first curve after overtaking 7. Repeat from step 1.
If you can make it to your destination alive a representative of the german Führerscheinzulassungsstelle will await you to hand you your German passport with a congratulatory bratwurst
let the intrusive thoughts win. bonus points for every smashed plate.
Write on a note that there is a nutmeg plantation at the next exit or parking bay. Make sure you hold it in such a way that the Dutchman can read the note from his mirror and you’re done. From that moment on, the Dutch know no speed limit except that of the light. I can guarantee you’ve never seen a caravan drive so fast
Unlike what different organizations and states would state, Dutch people aren’t actually human beings. Therefore, to drive them off the road into a tree is completely fair game.
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Thank him for the great view
Drive carefully and keep your distance.
https://preview.redd.it/knpoziyymrjd1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5edac23baaac011cf6570743a8f40ff6191818a9
Just kidding. Get ’em, Hans! Bonus points.
No bikes? Fake Dutchman.
I don’t know if tikkies only require you to know their phone number, but with a little detective work you should be able to find out their number and send them a tikkie.
Overtake them ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
If youre german, overtake them at the next right curve when it is dangerous for everyone, because arriving 2 minutes earlier and showing that your car can go brrr fast ist more important than anything else. But only after honking and showing everyone that you yourself are more important.
Enjoy the nice road??
Is that an option?
If not, honk, scram and yell at them before calling the cops and overtaking in an overly dangerous move!
kill him
Set Transmission gear to M and pedal to the floor
The road sign tells you there are blind bends ahead.
So channel your inner Hans and floor it! Because what you can not see, can not harm you.
Millions of BMW drivers can’t be wrong.
You know you can overtake them, right? Even if you drive a French car, you just need more road
You should pull over, get on your knees and curse whatever god you pray to for not having you be born in a superior culture 💪
GOURANGA!!
Eh you know the answer. Aggressively overtake and curse him. Not because he’s slow. But because he is d🤮tch.
Distract them with a bitterbal
Just chill, create some more distance and as soon as you’ll get an opportunity to overtake safely you’ll just stay put but decrease your distance so people behind you can’t overtake you.
Get their attention and then throw some gold foil wrapped chocolate coins out the window. The Dutch love gold, (so I’ve been told) and they lose all sense of self preservation and will leap out of the safety of their dutchmobiles at the site of it
Force him off the road and make him pay for the ultimate sin of driving with a caravan
He will probably send you a tikkie for giving you a slipstream and saving you fuel.
Worry not, the great migration is coming to an end soon enough!
Tell them to go back to Brussels. It’ll fuck them right off.
God damn Ausländer in the Ausland 😡
No obstacle would stop us from overtaking, even with a double solid line
Bomb Rotterdam
Looks like a convoy. You might as well join the back end of it.
Pitmanoevre the caravan
Enjoy the views of that nice backcountry road and overtake him when you have a chance.
Now that being said, you better be the passenger in that car, taking pictures. If you touch your phone while driving, I hope that you get stuck behind caravans every time you drive your car.
Complain on reddit
Wow i guess the dutch have invented new kinds of bikes. And they are getting uglier.
Send them a tikkie for the time wasted
Ich halte das Lenkrad gerade und fest
As a German I would advise you to do the following:
1. Get your blood pressure to the physically acceptable limit by yelling at him.
2. Drive as close to him as you possibly can, bonus points if you’re so close he doesn’t even see you anymore in his mirrors
3. Preemtively change to 2. Gear
4. Overtake him in a narrow curve risking your and their lives
5. Accelerate at minimum to +30% of the speed limit to assert dominance
6. Get hung up behind the next camper you spot in the first curve after overtaking
7. Repeat from step 1.
If you can make it to your destination alive a representative of the german Führerscheinzulassungsstelle will await you to hand you your German passport with a congratulatory bratwurst
let the intrusive thoughts win. bonus points for every smashed plate.
Write on a note that there is a nutmeg plantation at the next exit or parking bay.
Make sure you hold it in such a way that the Dutchman can read the note from his mirror and you’re done.
From that moment on, the Dutch know no speed limit except that of the light.
I can guarantee you’ve never seen a caravan drive so fast
Unlike what different organizations and states would state, Dutch people aren’t actually human beings. Therefore, to drive them off the road into a tree is completely fair game.