please keep quiet the last thing i want is more foreigners finding out
Least chauvinist Swiss
Yeah that nazi gold really can make any country desirable.
Went once to Geneva. 5€ for 50cl of water. Never again
As a german that moved to the mountain people -> entirely accurate
Source : I made it the fuck up.
Coastline:
UK: 31,368km
Switzerland: 0km
Except when you go bankrupt after getting a speeding ticket
And people say *we* are the arrogant ones
Yet the most boring place I ever had the displeasure to live, everyone is perfect, everyone wants you to know how perfect they are. How law abiding and generous. How workaholics they are, and how respectful of the law and Mother Nature they are, instead of you, the convivial French savage.
Even at the supermarket queue, they will let you know how great they are.
Without the mountains it s suicide land or Belgium as we call it
Most humble mountain goat
Only nerds care about stats
r/switzerlandfirst take a look at learn to accept it
Welp can’t argue with that
I didn’t know the Swiss could suck their own dicks.
Huh, I guess you learn something new everyday.
Im not surprised to see Switzerland as Far right and Authoritarian
Someone tell me a swiss joke, and I will tell the funniest one to the first swiss I see when I go there later this year
But Norway still has bacalhau, that’s all what matters.
So what you are saying is Switzerland is a top, right?
can’t argue with that
Weapons donated to Ukraine: actually something negative.
Oh people can come up with statistics to prove anything, Kent. 14% of people know that.
Hard to find a country more useless than Switzerland tbh
Swit… What?
Oh, right. La Suisse. Belgium 2.0 I’ve heard of that story. Nice fairytale but just like snow white, it’s not real
Letting the common rabble vote based on their petty interests has lead to centuries of peace and prosperity. Luckily our political classes know better.
Just please rethink your road rules god damn 😭
This post was fact checked by real Eidgenossen:
TRUE!
I mean, as long as you’re not a woman. Or a minority. Or want to live in this century.
All that because of evil Hans 😔
I still wouldn’t want to live there.
I did spend 2 weeks visiting (paid for, otherwise that’d have never happened), it was lovely/pretty etc… but:
What’s the point of money if you don’t have a soul?
Massive inbreeding bias
You miss the boring / depressing chart
“When you eat too much of your own overrated chocolate and get sugar high”
and nazi free too!
I’ll print screen this. Wait a couple of months, replace *your country* with Portugal. Replace Switzerland with *your country*. Post it again and karma farm the shit out of this.
Not surprising that all you third world Europeans are so jealous of our beautiful country, the stats would definitely never lie!
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Nordic countries.
https://preview.redd.it/hws468ue5ujd1.png?width=828&format=png&auto=webp&s=34ee4279c715993c0e65de8ab07fedd7d182e999
Lets invade it
Shit. You did make a good case. Stats don’t lie.
Nazi gold
Your country 0
Switzerland 10000000
please keep quiet the last thing i want is more foreigners finding out
Least chauvinist Swiss
Yeah that nazi gold really can make any country desirable.
Went once to Geneva. 5€ for 50cl of water. Never again
As a german that moved to the mountain people -> entirely accurate
Source : I made it the fuck up.
Coastline:
UK: 31,368km
Switzerland: 0km
Except when you go bankrupt after getting a speeding ticket
And people say *we* are the arrogant ones
Yet the most boring place I ever had the displeasure to live, everyone is perfect, everyone wants you to know how perfect they are. How law abiding and generous. How workaholics they are, and how respectful of the law and Mother Nature they are, instead of you, the convivial French savage.
Even at the supermarket queue, they will let you know how great they are.
Without the mountains it s suicide land or Belgium as we call it
Most humble mountain goat
Only nerds care about stats
r/switzerlandfirst take a look at learn to accept it
Welp can’t argue with that
I didn’t know the Swiss could suck their own dicks.
Huh, I guess you learn something new everyday.
Im not surprised to see Switzerland as Far right and Authoritarian
Someone tell me a swiss joke, and I will tell the funniest one to the first swiss I see when I go there later this year
But Norway still has bacalhau, that’s all what matters.
So what you are saying is Switzerland is a top, right?
can’t argue with that
Weapons donated to Ukraine: actually something negative.
Oh people can come up with statistics to prove anything, Kent. 14% of people know that.
Criminals driving cars with Ticino plates
Switzerland: xx
My country: xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
https://preview.redd.it/rogm36f5mujd1.jpeg?width=374&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9e0387ef77204c042e4bef18096a1411abf7f259
Hard to find a country more useless than Switzerland tbh
Swit… What?
Oh, right. La Suisse. Belgium 2.0 I’ve heard of that story. Nice fairytale but just like snow white, it’s not real
Letting the common rabble vote based on their petty interests has lead to centuries of peace and prosperity. Luckily our political classes know better.
Just please rethink your road rules god damn 😭
This post was fact checked by real Eidgenossen:
TRUE!
I mean, as long as you’re not a woman. Or a minority. Or want to live in this century.
All that because of evil Hans 😔
I still wouldn’t want to live there.
I did spend 2 weeks visiting (paid for, otherwise that’d have never happened), it was lovely/pretty etc… but:
What’s the point of money if you don’t have a soul?
Massive inbreeding bias
You miss the boring / depressing chart
“When you eat too much of your own overrated chocolate and get sugar high”
and nazi free too!
I’ll print screen this. Wait a couple of months, replace *your country* with Portugal. Replace Switzerland with *your country*. Post it again and karma farm the shit out of this.
Not surprising that all you third world Europeans are so jealous of our beautiful country, the stats would definitely never lie!