I especially enjoy how Finland and Norway still have a border to Russia. I see little problems with this.
Allowed
its funny that they are marooned on the other side of the planet and have to pay extraordinary fees to even get close to the relevant bits. It’s even funnier that it was us that shipped them off there in the first place as punishment
Did Australia just annexe Donbass? Not nice
Yes but move us away from that czarist hellscape pls
Yes, then we finally have a peaceful country there
Ah finally I can afford a Europe trip
At least aussie savages are fighting emus, not other countries
can we also bring new zealand along I would like to annex them at some point and it is difficult when they are at your antipode
I take Australia anytime.
Yes, obviously.
From down under to up over real quick
I’m just a bit frustrated both Denmark and Northern-France are orange and we are green. Is it the weed?
Im in Margaret River rn, meaning that I m a bit too close to Turkey for my taste
Fuck yeah! Would love to have these lads as neighbours, they seem fun
Yes
I’ll allow it but only coz my buddy as arachnophobic. He’d probably buy a flamethrower and move through the world like Ripley at the end of Alien for eternity.
This would make Europe politically very stable but our wild live would be absolutely fucked
I’m not comfortable being that close to Perth
Their fauna wants to kill you.
Orcs vs Spiders & Snakes??
Too late I am already here
Gods, Emus have so much land wow
My aussie gay friends would be having difficult times with their eastern neighbors
Unleash the spiders to stop the war.
Deploy the roos.
We would dominate WWIII.
You can’t put Aussies in that climate, the poor buggers wouldn’t deal with the cold. Drop them in the Med somewhere, maybe on top of Greece. Now we’ve took all their old stuff it’s just wasted space.
Yes yes yes yes yes. And yes.
Russia behind the Urals is a dream of any sane Easterner. Hell, call it a fetish
NO! How on earth can we allow the continued existence of Belgium?!
Actively encourage it maybe ? Though it’s a shame if the kiwis get stuck with an even bigger gobshite of a neighbour.
I call dibs on St Brisbaneburg
Great bunch of lads and lasses, who cares about plant and animal life that exist to torment the very soul.
Yes we allow it.
I’d also give them Belarus for free.
Feels a bit shitty sending the NT lads into the Arctic sea. I don’t think they’ll acclimatize well.
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This is just replacing one dangerous wildlife with several others, not sure how good of a deal that is.
Why are they so fucking massive.
Cunts.
Can’t we just leave that place blank?
I’m not particularly fond of having the “Fucked up wildlife HQ” near us
https://preview.redd.it/g2jd76vjxzjd1.jpeg?width=160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4135dfc3b858a2595f6c73102ba1fb90b55f3d9e
I especially enjoy how Finland and Norway still have a border to Russia. I see little problems with this.
Allowed
its funny that they are marooned on the other side of the planet and have to pay extraordinary fees to even get close to the relevant bits. It’s even funnier that it was us that shipped them off there in the first place as punishment
Did Australia just annexe Donbass? Not nice
Yes but move us away from that czarist hellscape pls
Yes, then we finally have a peaceful country there
Ah finally I can afford a Europe trip
At least aussie savages are fighting emus, not other countries
can we also bring new zealand along I would like to annex them at some point and it is difficult when they are at your antipode
I take Australia anytime.
Yes, obviously.
From down under to up over real quick
I’m just a bit frustrated both Denmark and Northern-France are orange and we are green. Is it the weed?
Im in Margaret River rn, meaning that I m a bit too close to Turkey for my taste
Fuck yeah! Would love to have these lads as neighbours, they seem fun
Yes
I’ll allow it but only coz my buddy as arachnophobic. He’d probably buy a flamethrower and move through the world like Ripley at the end of Alien for eternity.
This would make Europe politically very stable but our wild live would be absolutely fucked
I’m not comfortable being that close to Perth
Their fauna wants to kill you.
Orcs vs Spiders & Snakes??
Too late I am already here
Gods, Emus have so much land wow
My aussie gay friends would be having difficult times with their eastern neighbors
Unleash the spiders to stop the war.
Deploy the roos.
We would dominate WWIII.
You can’t put Aussies in that climate, the poor buggers wouldn’t deal with the cold. Drop them in the Med somewhere, maybe on top of Greece. Now we’ve took all their old stuff it’s just wasted space.
Yes yes yes yes yes. And yes.
Russia behind the Urals is a dream of any sane Easterner. Hell, call it a fetish
NO! How on earth can we allow the continued existence of Belgium?!
Actively encourage it maybe ? Though it’s a shame if the kiwis get stuck with an even bigger gobshite of a neighbour.
I call dibs on St Brisbaneburg
Great bunch of lads and lasses, who cares about plant and animal life that exist to torment the very soul.
Yes we allow it.
I’d also give them Belarus for free.
Feels a bit shitty sending the NT lads into the Arctic sea. I don’t think they’ll acclimatize well.
It is.. Acceptable.