According to this bloke in Stamford Hill, the end of the world starts on October 9th.
August 21, 2024
According to this bloke in Stamford Hill, the end of the world starts on October 9th.
by lastaccountgotlocked
47 comments
Good, because I have a dentist appointment on the 11th and I really can’t face it.
Can’t wait
Thank fuck for that. In laws coming round on the 10th.
God I hope so. This ride sucks.
Stamford Hill is the epicenter of Armageddon. It’s official!
I’ve put it in my diary-
Seeing Jimmy Carr that day in Croydon. That’ll do it
Thank god!
Good to know, no point getting my highlights done
Okay, still get my bday this year
The end of the world has started every day since 4.5 billion years ago
Good thing I’ve used all my PTO
Nice handwriting!
Right, fair nuff…….I was gonna cancel Sky anyway.
Perfect. Still get to go on annual Jolly with mates and weekend away with wife beforehand
end of the world starts on the 22nd of august = gsce results day to the most unserious year 11s yet
Lucky those whose project deadline is Oct 10th and beyond!
Got time for a quick one then.
Why a Wednesday?
This will be the tenth rapture I’ve survived…
I’ll do a big Waitrose order then. If I’m to die, let it be fancy schmancy.
Oh God. Not again!
Oh sweet, Stamford Hill. Yom Kippour is around that time this year. AKA the day of atonement.
My birthday
I hope he’s right
Finally!
Cool, got time for my birthday and a holiday.
Can it happen sooner?
Not soon enough!
Probably when his lease is up.
Obviously, it goes without saying that whoever created these posters is nuts… but why the mathematical rabbit hole? What’s a ‘Jubilee Week’? And what’s the relevance of taking 60 and 10 separately, when it’s referencing “70 week”? Where does 49 come from?
And then, given how many other “historical events/patterns of scripture, sings in the heavens/world, and the word of God” have all previously pointed, *just as emphatically*, to a whole series of dates now in our past, many of which were quickly retconned by the self-proclaimed prophets… one would have to be in a pretty fragile and suggestible frame of mind to pay any attention.
The YouTube channel is filled with much the same guff as other, similar channels, but only has four months’ worth of content, despite being there since 2007, suggesting he’s already deleted similar, outdated content.
Chances are, the most that’ll happen on October 9th is another bunch of cultists will be tricked into offing themselves, while their ‘prophet’ runs off with the profits and starts a new cult with a new date for the rapture.
Earth’s a Libra.
Is that Daniel who works down the dry cleaners or the one that inspects my gas meter?
Well fuck, can’t they delay it for a month? I have a holiday in October to go to the WWWY festival in Vegas a couple weeks later . I’d be very disappointed if I missed that.
Fingers crossed
Knew the world would end as soon as I turn 40.
Shit them people know
What happens to eastern civilisation?
Holy shit! That calcs out.
U mean I don’t need to pay rent for oct!?
Thank goodness, that means I don’t have to go to France in December
Seems legit
Doesn’t account for daylight savings time or leap years. so even if it wasn’t bs, we’d still have a few decades (maybe a century) before then. Would calculate the date myself, but unfortunately, I’m not on crack.
The new DragonAge releases Oct 31st, rapture can do one without me…
It’s about bloody time. What has been taking so long?
I remember the disappointment of 2012. Feels like I’m gunna be depressed again.
They are addicted to doom and gloom in the religious world or communities. 🤣
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Good, because I have a dentist appointment on the 11th and I really can’t face it.
Can’t wait
Thank fuck for that. In laws coming round on the 10th.
God I hope so. This ride sucks.
Stamford Hill is the epicenter of Armageddon. It’s official!
I’ve put it in my diary-
Seeing Jimmy Carr that day in Croydon. That’ll do it
Thank god!
Good to know, no point getting my highlights done
Okay, still get my bday this year
The end of the world has started every day since 4.5 billion years ago
Good thing I’ve used all my PTO
Nice handwriting!
Right, fair nuff…….I was gonna cancel Sky anyway.
Perfect. Still get to go on annual Jolly with mates and weekend away with wife beforehand
end of the world starts on the 22nd of august = gsce results day to the most unserious year 11s yet
Lucky those whose project deadline is Oct 10th and beyond!
Got time for a quick one then.
Why a Wednesday?
This will be the tenth rapture I’ve survived…
I’ll do a big Waitrose order then. If I’m to die, let it be fancy schmancy.
Oh God. Not again!
Oh sweet, Stamford Hill.
Yom Kippour is around that time this year. AKA the day of atonement.
My birthday
I hope he’s right
Finally!
Cool, got time for my birthday and a holiday.
Can it happen sooner?
Not soon enough!
Probably when his lease is up.
Obviously, it goes without saying that whoever created these posters is nuts… but why the mathematical rabbit hole? What’s a ‘Jubilee Week’? And what’s the relevance of taking 60 and 10 separately, when it’s referencing “70 week”? Where does 49 come from?
And then, given how many other “historical events/patterns of scripture, sings in the heavens/world, and the word of God” have all previously pointed, *just as emphatically*, to a whole series of dates now in our past, many of which were quickly retconned by the self-proclaimed prophets… one would have to be in a pretty fragile and suggestible frame of mind to pay any attention.
The YouTube channel is filled with much the same guff as other, similar channels, but only has four months’ worth of content, despite being there since 2007, suggesting he’s already deleted similar, outdated content.
Chances are, the most that’ll happen on October 9th is another bunch of cultists will be tricked into offing themselves, while their ‘prophet’ runs off with the profits and starts a new cult with a new date for the rapture.
Earth’s a Libra.
Is that Daniel who works down the dry cleaners or the one that inspects my gas meter?
Well fuck, can’t they delay it for a month? I have a holiday in October to go to the WWWY festival in Vegas a couple weeks later . I’d be very disappointed if I missed that.
Fingers crossed
Knew the world would end as soon as I turn 40.
Shit them people know
What happens to eastern civilisation?
Holy shit! That calcs out.
U mean I don’t need to pay rent for oct!?
Thank goodness, that means I don’t have to go to France in December
Seems legit
Doesn’t account for daylight savings time or leap years. so even if it wasn’t bs, we’d still have a few decades (maybe a century) before then.
Would calculate the date myself, but unfortunately, I’m not on crack.
The new DragonAge releases Oct 31st, rapture can do one without me…
It’s about bloody time. What has been taking so long?
I remember the disappointment of 2012. Feels like I’m gunna be depressed again.
They are addicted to doom and gloom in the religious world or communities. 🤣