I don’t understand the joke, so its probably very funny
Good job
Hey. that horse meat didn’t come from Ireland
European Union corporation
You have two cows.
The European Council bans milk because it’s bad for the health (the soy milk lobby paid them to pass this law)
The European Council allows cheap Moroccan meat to enter the EU market
You bankrupt
Stop telling the French we have horse meat.
I am disappointed, that there was no joke about fucking the cow in Welsh capitalism
It’s funny because it’s true.
Explain the Irish one to me. I’m Irishly challenged.
France be like :
You have two cows
The state takes half of them
Hey, stop calling the Barry women cows!
Kut meme
Switzerland :
You instantly start with 2000 cows
My lovely horse
Italian cow:
You buy one cow. But you don’t know anybody who works in the city council so you can’t sell the cow nor the milk.
So some shady guy comes and pays you the double for what you paid for. Suddenly you see him everyday and he asks for that money. You refuse to give him the money. The cow burns and you have to flee
I have two bovines. They do not fulfill the necessary DIN-conditions to be called cows.
Styrian cows: Woüü
More of these please, the Greek one in particular made me laugh out loud
Belgium:
You have 2 cows and live of their milk. The state takes 13% to give to people without cows, then another 50% to do whatever with.
An actual Italian corporation:
You have two cows
They’re in the Netherlands
Spanish corporations: You have 2 cows, but you are to lazy to anything about it so you go have a siesta.
Germany: You have two cows that were producing a lot of delicious milk a few decades ago. You leaned back and just kept selling the milk. Now it’s 2024 and the cows are old and sick and you barely have any milk left to sell. You have no idea where all the money that you made in the past went.
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German cows be like müüü
If having cows is peak capitalism we are the most capitalistic place on earth.
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We’re the Wallstreet of Europe
I don’t understand the joke, so its probably very funny
Good job
Hey. that horse meat didn’t come from Ireland
European Union corporation
You have two cows.
The European Council bans milk because it’s bad for the health (the soy milk lobby paid them to pass this law)
The European Council allows cheap Moroccan meat to enter the EU market
You bankrupt
Stop telling the French we have horse meat.
I am disappointed, that there was no joke about fucking the cow in Welsh capitalism
It’s funny because it’s true.
Explain the Irish one to me. I’m Irishly challenged.
France be like :
You have two cows
The state takes half of them
Hey, stop calling the Barry women cows!
Kut meme
Switzerland :
You instantly start with 2000 cows
My lovely horse
Italian cow:
You buy one cow. But you don’t know anybody who works in the city council so you can’t sell the cow nor the milk.
So some shady guy comes and pays you the double for what you paid for. Suddenly you see him everyday and he asks for that money. You refuse to give him the money. The cow burns and you have to flee
I have two bovines. They do not fulfill the necessary DIN-conditions to be called cows.
Styrian cows: Woüü
More of these please, the Greek one in particular made me laugh out loud
Belgium:
You have 2 cows and live of their milk. The state takes 13% to give to people without cows, then another 50% to do whatever with.
An actual Italian corporation:
You have two cows
They’re in the Netherlands
Spanish corporations: You have 2 cows, but you are to lazy to anything about it so you go have a siesta.
Germany: You have two cows that were producing a lot of delicious milk a few decades ago. You leaned back and just kept selling the milk. Now it’s 2024 and the cows are old and sick and you barely have any milk left to sell. You have no idea where all the money that you made in the past went.
Welsh Corporation:
You have two cows.
You fuck both of them.