Hans, why don’t you rename your country “Klein Texas”?

by Realistic_Tale2024

42 comments

  1. Texas likely does have more guns than all the militaries of the countries shown here combined.

  4. Texas has a population of 29m. Most of it is just empty space. In a conventional war one of the major western european countries would probably steamroll them.

  6. I think they should prioritise having fucking electricity in the winter before we talk bout conquering other places

  9. The same Texas where dozens froze to death after a mass power outage caused by a bit of snow?

  16. Texas would get bogged down in south-eastern Ukraine after a failed attempt to quickly take the capital.

  17. Since Texas is full of descendants of german immigrants (there is even a German Texas dialect), we technically already did conquer Texas, without even firing a single shot…

  19. Texas is so big that our superiorly engineered Eurofighter would almost need 30 Minutes to cross it.

  24. If we’re talking about Texas as an independent state, they get absolutely annihilated. France and Poland are more than enough

  25. If Texas electric grid was even just half as strong as Texans’ ego, maybe their governor would not flee the state every couple of months because its infrastructure is comparable to 18th century Sri Lanka

  26. Lol texan can’t come in europe there is too much humidity they would dissolve in the rain.

  27. They don’t seem to understand population density. Texas is massive. Yea.

    But it’s 80% open desert with some Podunk towns in, few huge cities full of Texans.

    I would love to see those diabetic chucklefucks walk up a flight of stairs let alone invade something

  29. Stop giving Americans attention. Otherwise we’ll become like 2american4you

  31. That’s projection, though. Europeans generally know how big Tex-ass is. We have a functional education system…

  33. Wasn’t there a couple of areas in Texas where people still speak a form of German?

  35. Lovely state, filled with a whole bunch of nothing and three cities that matter 👍

  37. I speak to a Texan online from time to time, I once asked them if they would consider moving to the UK (or somewhere in Europe) because they were struggling financially, their reply was “I wouldn’t want to live on an island, there are tsunamis and earthquakes and hurricanes” – I doubt anyone with this level of geography knowledge could find Europe on a map, let alone conquer it.

  38. The whole US military couldnt conquer Vietnam or Afghanistan and Texas can defeat whole of europe? Makes sense

  39. I’m on the fence as to whether our state of Texas would win over Germany.

    On one hand, Texas operates like a corrupt Latin American country.

    But because of this, the population is kept stupider and gun happy.

    * Texas school budgets are in the red $187M. They are laying off teachers.
    * Texas budget surplus is $32.7B. Last year, the Governor gifted these Funds to home owners via tax returns. Buying their future votes.

  40. Is this a projection error joke?

    Europe: 746 Mio inhabitants, 10.530.000 km^2

    Texas: 30 Mio inhabitants, 695.662 km^2

    Edit: just realized what sub this is

  42. This is more accurate than you realize. All these cities are already in Texas. There’s a Berlin, a New Berlin, a Paris, a Geneva, a Vienna, a Naples, an Italy, a Moravia, a Holland, and more. You can even go on a [European Road Trip in Texas](https://www.reddit.com/r/texas/s/0mldhwzQrf) to experience true international CULTURE

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