We all know that JD Vance *DID NOT* perform these alleged acts. To be fair.
We just also know that JD Vance *DOES* seem like the kind of guy that would.
Weirdo.
Did the picture of JD Vance with the girls at the urinals take place before or after the Columbine shootings happened?
Awesome!!!!
🤣😂😅
I saw it on the news so it has to be true…
Allegedly
JD Vance is a punch line.
Chubbyemu @ the DNC
Can that be turned into a Christmas tree ornament?
I love how mad that kid looks lol. Like JD Vance snuck into his house and left a big stain on his couch over night. He’s there with the single thought “The world will know what you did to me JD… they will all know!”
Can he prove that he doesn’t? I’ll wait. 🤔
Dear GenZ- I freaking love you!
I wish it was a bigger sign that said. “Couches can’t consent to JDs advances.” But I guess you have to make do when in Rome. 🤷
Look, I’m not saying it’s true; but I saw on the TV that JD Vance fucks couches…
Let’s be clear. Couch sexing is safe sex. Don’t be ashamed of it.
I heard the couch fucked him…which is even weirder.
Legend.
Can we please make this the new “F her in the P”
lol. that kid’s in for a month of dishes when he gets home!
Fucking diabolical. ~ Billy Butcher
“I did not have sectional relations with that couch”
Legend !
lol, can’t censor the truth
Love it, keep those “couch potatoes” jokes running kid
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I wonder if the Daily Show will notice it
I want that kid to be my new best friend.
No denial – must be true then…
We all know that JD Vance *DID NOT* perform these alleged acts. To be fair.
We just also know that JD Vance *DOES* seem like the kind of guy that would.
Weirdo.
Did the picture of JD Vance with the girls at the urinals take place before or after the Columbine shootings happened?
Awesome!!!!
🤣😂😅
I saw it on the news so it has to be true…
Allegedly
JD Vance is a punch line.
Chubbyemu @ the DNC
Can that be turned into a Christmas tree ornament?
I love how mad that kid looks lol. Like JD Vance snuck into his house and left a big stain on his couch over night. He’s there with the single thought “The world will know what you did to me JD… they will all know!”
Can he prove that he doesn’t? I’ll wait. 🤔
Dear GenZ- I freaking love you!
I wish it was a bigger sign that said.
“Couches can’t consent to JDs advances.”
But I guess you have to make do when in Rome. 🤷
Look, I’m not saying it’s true; but I saw on the TV that JD Vance fucks couches…
Let’s be clear. Couch sexing is safe sex. Don’t be ashamed of it.
I heard the couch fucked him…which is even weirder.
Legend.
Can we please make this the new “F her in the P”
lol. that kid’s in for a month of dishes when he gets home!
Fucking diabolical. ~ Billy Butcher
“I did not have sectional relations with that couch”
Legend !
lol, can’t censor the truth
Love it, keep those “couch potatoes” jokes running kid
I just saw that video of him giving a [“rally”](https://np.reddit.com/r/PoliticalHumor/comments/1ey9sqs/jd_vance_speaking_to_all_twelve_of_his_supporters/) to an audience of ~12, and a video of him trying to order [donuts]( https://x.com/acnewsitics/status/1826677455438115006) while making cringe inducing attempts at small talk with the workers. Dude’s rizz levels are through the floor.
the truth is finally getting out