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Which country are you? Poseidon Kiss or Mole Caress?

  • August 23, 2024



Which country are you? Poseidon Kiss or Mole Caress?

by Neithi

34 comments

  3. What kind of unholy toilet design would ever allow you to slap yourself in the nuts with a turd

  9. Seriously, why do Dutch and Germans think toilets are turd presentation devices?

    I can understand the Dutch just sitting there and staring at their own shit, but you’d expect a turd-obsessed German to have some sort of over-engineered mecha-toilet like the Japanese.

  15. I guess moles caress is an exclusive for countries with that backwards toilet they use in the Netherlands. Or if you have like an extremely long shlong

  20. First time I ever hear of the “mole caress” and I’m laughing and cringing at the same fucking time

  21. So either it’s shit and piss water splashing your ass on the regular or something that doesn’t happen at all. Hmmmm

  23. Mole caress is awful.
    I personally call it a “kletser”
    Though they usually slap your balls, I had one that remained upright against my balls, and I had to do a little squad for it to drop.
    My balls have never felt the same since.

  24. “You know what would make this toilet REALLY great? A poop-shelf. Then you can really let that poop get some open-air aroma to the surrounding air. Consider it socializing at a metalevel.”

  29. Perfect + phantom:

    Your shit breaks perfectly around your anus, leaving no trace, AND the log is gone from the bowl.

  32. ![gif](giphy|ZKDbv75FWjdC4cwSe7|downsized)

    Living in Austria where we have both of them and both has happened to me.

  34. In Germany it can be both.

    The old house of my parents (and my apartment) had the first one. The current house of my parents has the second one (and I hate it)

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