Who asks how long someone works at a retail job? That’s kinda creepy.
Politifact- We rate this story as false. This never happened as far as we can tell, if it did we still say it was hurtful.
NBCNews- We investigated the claims made by the urinator and can’t find anything to back-up this very crude story.
NY Times- Democrats continue with their race to sink to the bottom, with wild unsubstantiated innuendo.
Fox News- This latest smear against our very honorable JD Vance reeks of desperation. How low will the Democrats go?
It’s clearly a fake photo. I know because his haircut is too nice.
That is definitely the vibe. Like bruh why are you talking to me rn
Good!
It was sooooo fucking weird!
Sat on any nice couches lately??
I do not like this JD Vance,
I do not like his stupid pants,
I do not like how he likes to brag,
I do not like him dressed in drag,
I do not like his ugly beard,
I do not like how he’s so weird,
When he speaks, my brain goes “ouch”,
This JD Vance, he fucked a couch
“5 seconds? Okay. Good.”
The guy’s not a couch, he’s safe
ok. good.
I was taking a piss at a urinal in an IHOP bathroom at 11:30pm in Brighton, MA when I was 23… Suddenly there’s a dude at the urinal next to me. “HI!” he says.
“I’VE GOT A BUNCH OF FRIENDS AND WE GET TOGETHER ON SATURDAY NIGHTS AND HANG OUT AND DO COOL THINGS LIKE TALK ABOUT GOD AND COOL STUFF LIKE THAT.”
I said nothing. I gave him the side-eye and willed myself to finish up quicker.
“DOES THAT SOUND LIKE SOMETHING YOU’D WANT TO BE A PART OF?”
Ah, finally. Two quick shakes and I zipped up so fast I was afraid I might catch some skin. “NO.” I got the hell out of there. Fucking wierdos.
Oh my god, that would be a perfect opportunity to literally piss on JD Vance.
For God’s sake get that camera out of here!
Need this remade with his fucked up haircut
Ok.
okay
This is the best use of this template I have ever seen. Bravo.
*literally any response*
Vance: “Okay, good.”
OK. OK, good.
Well this is a masterpiece
45 seconds? “Okay,good”
Looks over and says, “nice watch, you’ve got there”.
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Oh, nice you went with it.
“I don’t want to pee with you”
This is genius.
People skills.
Who asks how long someone works at a retail job? That’s kinda creepy.
Politifact- We rate this story as false. This never happened as far as we can tell, if it did we still say it was hurtful.
NBCNews- We investigated the claims made by the urinator and can’t find anything to back-up this very crude story.
NY Times- Democrats continue with their race to sink to the bottom, with wild unsubstantiated innuendo.
Fox News- This latest smear against our very honorable JD Vance reeks of desperation. How low will the Democrats go?
It’s clearly a fake photo. I know because his haircut is too nice.
That is definitely the vibe. Like bruh why are you talking to me rn
Good!
It was sooooo fucking weird!
Sat on any nice couches lately??
I do not like this JD Vance,
I do not like his stupid pants,
I do not like how he likes to brag,
I do not like him dressed in drag,
I do not like his ugly beard,
I do not like how he’s so weird,
When he speaks, my brain goes “ouch”,
This JD Vance, he fucked a couch
“5 seconds? Okay. Good.”
The guy’s not a couch, he’s safe
ok. good.
I was taking a piss at a urinal in an IHOP bathroom at 11:30pm in Brighton, MA when I was 23… Suddenly there’s a dude at the urinal next to me. “HI!” he says.
“I’VE GOT A BUNCH OF FRIENDS AND WE GET TOGETHER ON SATURDAY NIGHTS AND HANG OUT AND DO COOL THINGS LIKE TALK ABOUT GOD AND COOL STUFF LIKE THAT.”
I said nothing. I gave him the side-eye and willed myself to finish up quicker.
“DOES THAT SOUND LIKE SOMETHING YOU’D WANT TO BE A PART OF?”
Ah, finally. Two quick shakes and I zipped up so fast I was afraid I might catch some skin. “NO.” I got the hell out of there. Fucking wierdos.
Oh my god, that would be a perfect opportunity to literally piss on JD Vance.
For God’s sake get that camera out of here!
Need this remade with his fucked up haircut
Ok.
okay
This is the best use of this template I have ever seen. Bravo.
*literally any response*
Vance: “Okay, good.”
OK. OK, good.
Well this is a masterpiece
45 seconds? “Okay,good”
Looks over and says, “nice watch, you’ve got there”.