Tutoriel : How to Dutch

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1. Sources :

   * in Spain : [Dutchman in Majorca poo video is sorry for “disgusting”](https://www.dutchnews.nl/2023/07/dutchman-in-majorca-poo-video-is-sorry-for-disgusting-act-ad/)
   * In France : [I get the Dutch caravan meme now](https://www.reddit.com/r/2westerneurope4u/comments/16yn94s/i_get_the_dutch_caravan_meme_now/)
   * In the Olympics : [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/2westerneurope4u/comments/1en16ye/18_million_vs_83_or_60_million_people_pathetic/) or [that](https://www.reddit.com/r/2westerneurope4u/comments/1eo96c4/you_good_luigi/) or [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/2westerneurope4u/comments/1en38bi/im_sure_you_can_do_better_than_this_jan/) or [that](https://www.reddit.com/r/2westerneurope4u/comments/1eotuk9/%C3%BCberdutch/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) and finally [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/2westerneurope4u/comments/1enw5es/hans_mocked_and_humbled_by_teenage_dutch_chad_in/)
   * In Nuremberg : [Battle of Nuremberg (2006 FIFA World Cup)](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Nuremberg_(2006_FIFA_World_Cup))
   * In the United Kingdom : The Ferry and Booze Run: when visiting the UK, Dutch people are mainly interested in hopping on the ferry to load up on cheap booze and British goods.
   * In Belgium : They love to make of fun of Belgium (well… the French are doing it too, sooo…)
   * In the Balkan : [Dutchbat](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dutchbat)
   * On the internet : see r/2westerneurope4u

2. Interesting…

   * taking notes *

3. We all know Pierre is trying to shift 2we4u’s main target…

   Either that or he’s a Romanian beggar in disguise

4. [Actual](https://www.forbes.com/sites/maryroeloffs/2024/08/13/steven-van-de-velde-dutch-athlete-convicted-of-child-rape-cries-in-first-post-olympics-interview/) how to Dutch in the Olympics.

5. “Why they hate us?”

6. If I remember well the dutch shitter shitted on a fellow dutch, so no harm was made

7. 

8. Seems about right.

9. How to dutch in olympics

   https://preview.redd.it/bdewmipp5hkd1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ee5f11b64e8d383e9f98fcd0eafd1806d7243445

10. I do not agree. We didn’t kick the Portugese hard enough. The bastard can still walk.

11. Die mad suckerssss

12. I understand everything. Except the Carlsberg.

13. Why are you so mean to us Joost? 😢

14. The only thing I know the Dutch for in the UK is their Ultras getting beat up by a Barry in his 50s with a hip replacement.

15. It is true, I am annoyed by Dutch people visiting my country

16. You know it’s really bad when this sub and the Balkans agree on something for once

17. I have yet to see someone here be annoyed that the dutch got more medals than we did.

18. Who the fuck drives with his head out of the window.

19. Imma be real here, I fucking hate the sleurhut/caravan dutchies on the road as well.

    As for the rest, y’all deserved it.

20. We must have overtaken the Brits and French as most attacked nation on this sub by now. Our ego keeps growing

21. We used to genocide for nutmeg. We’re getting better.

22. Get out of my swamp

23. I don’t see any problem whatsoever.

24. You all deserve us

25. What about “in bed” when you malevolently drop your guts and hold your partner’s head under the duvet to create an oven?

26. Numbers 3 and 5 feature the same paedo