So much better looking that Kamala. Obviously in much better shape as well
Chonker
I happened to watch his latest rally and he asked several dozen cops to join him on stage. He said (jokingly?) everyone 200 lbs and above aren’t allowed on because stage might collapse. No way he’s under 200.
If the vote was measured in pounds instead of individuals then the GOP might have an advantage.
Hefty trash bag
The guy is 6’3” in heels. That’s more than 2 hundred pounds of crap.
Honest question, why does it look like he peed himself?
He’d need a miracle to find his tiny pee pee
More like an 800 Quarter Pounder with Cheese lead…
I’d say tree fiddy.
The man is disgusting on every level: little to no hip rotation and a stupid amount of over-swing. Just gross!
I just can’t get over the fucking face line.
Like he just STOPS APPLYING THE ORANGE MAKEUP IN A VISIBLE MARKED LINE. It’s fucking insane haha.
He’s more than 6 weeks pregnant with musk butt baby. No abortion for him.
Oddly enough, he’s got the same bra cup size, though, which is real unfortunate for his dickie-do.
If you’re unfamiliar with what a dickie-do is, it’s when your fupa sticks out further than your dickie-do.
Thunder Gut⚡️🫃🏼⚡️
Sir, you can’t bring a bowling ball onto the golf course
Man, let’s take a minute to pray for Trump. At 215 pounds and with a figure like that, he must be suffering from a medical condition. It looks like 215 just in the tummy?
That must mean his other limbs are underweighted, supported by his obviously tiny tiny hands and short mushroom penis (according to the porn star he paid for sex). It must be a serious condition.
And much bigger moobs
6’3″, 239lbs and fit.
😂😂😂
Why does his face look like he had a peel done?
Regardless of politics can we agree on one thing? Donald Trump is NOT a health nut. 🫣
he looks 8 months pregnant……
Yeah but he’s way hotter. /s
This is not Trump’s swing though. Looks like John Daly with Trumps head photoshopped.
No way Trump is limber enough to take the club that far back. Just watch video of him golfing and you will see what I mean.
Don’t think that is recent pic,
It’s Belly Man!
His swing is fucking terrible
Is this a recent photo? Never saw this gem before.
gawd his orange spray painted face I will never recover this babbling idiot becoming pres please please just lock his lying stinky pedo perv ass up and let him die
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Two faced and 4chinned
250 at least.
So much better looking that Kamala. Obviously in much better shape as well
Chonker
I happened to watch his latest rally and he asked several dozen cops to join him on stage. He said (jokingly?) everyone 200 lbs and above aren’t allowed on because stage might collapse. No way he’s under 200.
If the vote was measured in pounds instead of individuals then the GOP might have an advantage.
Hefty trash bag
The guy is 6’3” in heels. That’s more than 2 hundred pounds of crap.
Honest question, why does it look like he peed himself?
He’d need a miracle to find his tiny pee pee
More like an 800 Quarter Pounder with Cheese lead…
I’d say tree fiddy.
The man is disgusting on every level: little to no hip rotation and a stupid amount of over-swing. Just gross!
I just can’t get over the fucking face line.
Like he just STOPS APPLYING THE ORANGE MAKEUP IN A VISIBLE MARKED LINE. It’s fucking insane haha.
He’s more than 6 weeks pregnant with musk butt baby. No abortion for him.
Oddly enough, he’s got the same bra cup size, though, which is real unfortunate for his dickie-do.
If you’re unfamiliar with what a dickie-do is, it’s when your fupa sticks out further than your dickie-do.
Thunder Gut⚡️🫃🏼⚡️
Sir, you can’t bring a bowling ball onto the golf course
Man, let’s take a minute to pray for Trump. At 215 pounds and with a figure like that, he must be suffering from a medical condition. It looks like 215 just in the tummy?
That must mean his other limbs are underweighted, supported by his obviously tiny tiny hands and short mushroom penis (according to the porn star he paid for sex). It must be a serious condition.
And much bigger moobs
6’3″, 239lbs and fit.
😂😂😂
Why does his face look like he had a peel done?
Regardless of politics can we agree on one thing? Donald Trump is NOT a health nut. 🫣
he looks 8 months pregnant……
Yeah but he’s way hotter. /s
This is not Trump’s swing though. Looks like John Daly with Trumps head photoshopped.
No way Trump is limber enough to take the club that far back. Just watch video of him golfing and you will see what I mean.
Don’t think that is recent pic,
It’s Belly Man!
His swing is fucking terrible
Is this a recent photo? Never saw this gem before.
gawd his orange spray painted face I will never recover this babbling idiot becoming pres please please just lock his lying stinky pedo perv ass up and let him die