It’s to protect the butt smokers from high blood pressure.
Plot twist : the recipe is in fact 80 years old at most their grandma discovered it on the back of low grade industrial flour packet bought at the nearest supermarket and basta
(The recipe is 75 years old and heavily influenced by Italian American cuisine)
OP is a barbarian, the only recipe his frozen nation has produced is “Reindeer in Lichen Broth”
Uncultured barbarians don’t know that the right amount of salt in italian recipes is QB
If nonna found out it would be the same picture, but with dragons and chanclas. Do not fuck with nonna
They didnt even have tomatoes 600 yrs ago
The question is are italians insecure about their food or just severely autistic
When you’re married you’ll understand the importance of fresh produce. In the meantime keep you ears open and your mouth shut you reindeer fuckin cocksucker 🤌🤌
Don’t dare to add pancetta to carbonara…
“Whatta ya mean you accidentally broke a single spaghetti noodle!?”
We don’t like to hear it but most ‘traditional’ Italian dishes date to no earlier than WW2. Carbonara for example didn’t exist before the ‘40s. Look up Alberto Grandi if you’re interested
Every country a part from Belgium has a mission. The us to be a war powerhouse, Germany produces degenerates, Spain is perfecting laziness. We are food quality controllers.
But he is a savage. ‘Where’s the sauce?!’
When you order a cappuccino at 10:01
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You’d have got more annoyance out of them if you’d just captioned this ‘Average Italian’ and left it there.
The irony of using Paulie from the Sopranos for this
Whitewalker, it’s not our fault your food is shit and you have to travel abroad to eat something that actually tastes good, stop shitposting and learn how to cook.
Me, a mf who doesn’t even cook: “Respect italian recipes!!”
Not possible, the recipe says QB that means no one knows
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It’s to protect the butt smokers from high blood pressure.
Plot twist : the recipe is in fact 80 years old at most their grandma discovered it on the back of low grade industrial flour packet bought at the nearest supermarket and basta
(The recipe is 75 years old and heavily influenced by Italian American cuisine)
OP is a barbarian, the only recipe his frozen nation has produced is “Reindeer in Lichen Broth”
Uncultured barbarians don’t know that the right amount of salt in italian recipes is QB
If nonna found out it would be the same picture, but with dragons and chanclas. Do not fuck with nonna
They didnt even have tomatoes 600 yrs ago
The question is are italians insecure about their food or just severely autistic
When you’re married you’ll understand the importance of fresh produce. In the meantime keep you ears open and your mouth shut you reindeer fuckin cocksucker 🤌🤌
Don’t dare to add pancetta to carbonara…
“Whatta ya mean you accidentally broke a single spaghetti noodle!?”
https://i.redd.it/xutnikdq0nkd1.gif
We don’t like to hear it but most ‘traditional’ Italian dishes date to no earlier than WW2. Carbonara for example didn’t exist before the ‘40s. Look up Alberto Grandi if you’re interested
Every country a part from Belgium has a mission. The us to be a war powerhouse, Germany produces degenerates, Spain is perfecting laziness.
We are food quality controllers.
But he is a savage. ‘Where’s the sauce?!’
When you order a cappuccino at 10:01
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You’d have got more annoyance out of them if you’d just captioned this ‘Average Italian’ and left it there.
The irony of using Paulie from the Sopranos for this
Whitewalker, it’s not our fault your food is shit and you have to travel abroad to eat something that actually tastes good, stop shitposting and learn how to cook.
Me, a mf who doesn’t even cook: “Respect italian recipes!!”
Not possible, the recipe says QB that means no one knows