Hey Vance made four Scaramuccis before being put on the back shelf. That’s honestly not bad for Trump.
I’m 50/50 on Trump ditching Vance, the sofa king, for RFK Jr, the brainworm cow corpse man
I wonder when JD will retire from the race (for “previously undiagnosed health reasons”) and DonOld selects JFK?
Didn’t even make it to 4 Scaramuccis….
Technically that’s three scaramuchis
I doubt he’ll actually call for the execution of couch fucker. Thank fuck.
“What would I do for a Q-Nut Bar??”
It’s fascinating how he’s now surrounding himself with former haters. Because he’s already fucked anyone who liked him.
“We’re gonna do two dozen. Just a random assortment of stuff here. Everything. A lot of glazed here. Sprinkle stuff. A lot of cinnamon rolls. Just whatever makes sense.”
-JD Vanity Boing Boing
“Donald Trump is a danger to our democracy. His self-serving actions and disregard for the truth show a fundamental lack of integrity and character.”
-RFK Junior Putin Lover
If RFK Sr was still alive today, he’d probably say “just shoot me.”
Tbh I saw “Mike Pence treatment” and my first thought was “oh god, why is MAGA is trying to lynch JD Vance??”
If there was a bear cub on riding a 🚲 bike. That be the cherry 🍒 on top.
It’s just a hive mind here.
What cabinet position do you think trump would give rfk?
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Trading a couch fucker for the brainworm guy would be very on brand for Trump.
RFK, Jr visiting a donut shop would be a lot more ‘interesting’ than JD Vance’s attempt to be a real human being
Just Trump being Trump, right, Couchbro?
The train wreck has finally arrived.
LET THE WEIRDER WIN
I’d feel bad for Vance if he didn’t also suck ass. You’d have to be a moron to take the VP position under Trump.
Please allow Coach to debate chokey hawk tua Kennedy
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I just realized that Trump was always destined for a button down. Instead, he shoved his fat ass into an oversized suit. Shame.
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The race is on.
Wait, has he actually dumped JD?
Hey Vance made four Scaramuccis before being put on the back shelf. That’s honestly not bad for Trump.
I’m 50/50 on Trump ditching Vance, the sofa king, for RFK Jr, the brainworm cow corpse man
I wonder when JD will retire from the race (for “previously undiagnosed health reasons”) and DonOld selects JFK?
Didn’t even make it to 4 Scaramuccis….
Technically that’s three scaramuchis
I doubt he’ll actually call for the execution of couch fucker. Thank fuck.
“What would I do for a Q-Nut Bar??”
It’s fascinating how he’s now surrounding himself with former haters. Because he’s already fucked anyone who liked him.
“We’re gonna do two dozen. Just a random assortment of stuff here. Everything. A lot of glazed here. Sprinkle stuff. A lot of cinnamon rolls. Just whatever makes sense.”
-JD Vanity Boing Boing
“Donald Trump is a danger to our democracy. His self-serving actions and disregard for the truth show a fundamental lack of integrity and character.”
-RFK Junior Putin Lover
If RFK Sr was still alive today, he’d probably say “just shoot me.”
Tbh I saw “Mike Pence treatment” and my first thought was “oh god, why is MAGA is trying to lynch JD Vance??”
If there was a bear cub on riding a 🚲 bike. That be the cherry 🍒 on top.
It’s just a hive mind here.
What cabinet position do you think trump would give rfk?
Press secretary?