Peak German food

49 comments

1. Mettbrötchen slaps, fight me..

2. The pigs sun cooked brain cannot understand the pure Explosion of joy of your tastebuds after taking the first bite of a fresh Mettbrötchen. The first Beer just rounds it up……. the other 4 are there bc they go to Dortmund nb should be sober while beeing in Dortmund.

3. Some people still haven’t discovered fire

4. To quote a modern day German philosopher: “muss ned schmegge, muss wirke!”

5. Raw meat Japan: 😊

   Raw meat Germany: 🤢

6. I tried it years ago and tbh it tasted pretty good

7. https://i.redd.it/hzr1jgwsslkd1.gif

   Probably explains a lot about the Germans

8. Meanwhile me and the latins

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9. This looks good really good and we have something just like that in Poland that’s called metka and is fucking delicious.

10. Putting the bread directly on the train’s table, for extra taste

11. Nix gegen Mettbrötchen!

12. Preparing smelly food on a train… Peak cultural evolution. Right guys?

    Let the downvotes rain down on me fellow Hanses!

13. Na, biste mett?

14. What is that? Raw mince?

15. This is delicious trust me….

16. Nothing beats a big fucking Mettigel in the morning

17. And landscape out the window.

18. A curry wurst from VIP Kebab on LeedsPlatz would be nice now.

19. QDH 44 ist die Hood

20. Ah, the poor man’s Leberkäsesemmel.

21. ​

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22. the audio is like the orcs in lotr eating.

23. Looks good, too bad i’m on my way now to an italian restaurant

24. To be fair looks yummy, looks like a Tartare..

25. German always have odor breathe like onions

26. The envy is killing me.

27. Love Mettbrötchen. Not sure if thats the perfect way to prepare it lol

28. Zwiebelmeth

29. “Peak”? Are you kidding me? I would call that ‘vollkommen unterziebelt’!

30. Yummy

31. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mett

    You can eat it when you are not a country that mixes shit in when butchering meat.

32. Why would you voluntarily buy Krombacher ? Was it a free give away ?

33. How the hell can you eat so much met?

34. https://preview.redd.it/0349f1wkymkd1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5ca8a34a4bce7da9e30e884847c244b048df960f

    Me n my homies in Berlin (why did they put pickles on there?)

35. Real

36. I bet it’s good if the pork is clean & fresh – are there many other countries in the world that eat raw pork?

37. I miss Mett so much. It really is peak tho.

38. Ohne Zwiebel?! Das ist wirklich ein schade.

39. This is legit mouth watering .. ya’ll missing out.

40. Do you want worms in your brain? Eat Raw Meat!

41. Nein danke

42. We have the same thing in Belgium, either with beef or pork.

43. Bomber Harris did nothing wrong.

44. Might be my love for le steak tartare speaking but that looks pretty good, I’d definitely eat that. No doubt there are some horrors in Hans’ cuisine, but that’s not one of them.

45. Never ate a Mettbrötchen but talking shit.

46. With all the coal they dig out I would’ve swore they discovered fire already

47. Indeed, it is. I pity your regarded PIGS cuisine if you can’t appreciate the glory of some fresh Hackepeter.

48. If it’s a bit like the Dutch “Ossenworst” then it’s really tasty.

49. This is literally raw minced meat. Give me some.