In the food service industry, customer first impressions are rated on a scale of being genuine to being reported for trespassing. Here is an example of each:



In the food service industry, customer first impressions are rated on a scale of being genuine to being reported for trespassing. Here is an example of each:

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  1. I’m shocked that one of his entourage doesn’t do a little scouting.

    “hey guys, i’m part of JD Vance’s team and we’re hoping to buy some donuts. We don’t want to be disruptive though, is it ok if JD comes and buys some donuts and meets you for a chat”

    (then gauge their reaction from “JD Who?”, to “hide the fucking couch”, to “OMG, JD is my hero!”)

  2. Yep, asking people about their length of employment, and nothing further, should do the trick. He never completed The Everyday Empathy Bootcamp for the Blissfully Out-of-Touch.

  3. JD.V seems like the type of person who would open the bathroom door without knocking, but he stays and watches.

  4. Hmmmm seems like they knew who Vance was and wanted ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO DO WITH HIM

  5. The donut shop situation was so weirdly sinister even on just the most basic level that it legit gives me anxiety looking at the photos lol. You’re a woc in a service position in this social climate, and the place is suddenly filled with smarmy white guys in suits with vacant smiles, all watching you intently and filming against your wishes, and the Smarmiest Guy starts fuckin interrogating you. It’s so skeevy I hate it, I’d need an extra smoke break after that shit blech

  6. Fox News version: “Brave employee saves his co-workers from out of control Tim Walz by blocking his punch!”

  7. In this world, politicians who have sex with couches are considered particularly heinous.

  8. “How long have you worked here? …Ok, good…….How long have you worked here? Ok, good……How long have you worked here? Ok, good.”

    “You have glazed, I see some sprinkles, couple cinnamon rolls over there. Whatever makes sense.”

    [Looks around for a cushioned bench for while he’s waiting]

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