Woke up and realized I’m not british, god is great
August 25, 2024
Woke up and realized I’m not british, god is great
by camora22
12 comments
I’m so proud of you ❤️ I dream of a world where no child has to wake up in the morning and think “I’m British”.
Otoh you’re East German.
Barely an improvement. Basically Russian instead of basically Yank
I wake up every morning and thank God I’m British. That my ancestors sailed the seas and formed a formidable empire upon which the sun never set and brought our most friendly attitude* to those distant shores.
And now, as a British person, I thank the Lord himself for showing that to be born British is to win the lottery of life and not having to put up with raw pork.
*Skill issue if they lost a revolt.
>god is great
See, the problem is, you may not be British, but you *are* Turkish.
I’ll let you decide which is worse.
I woke up and realised I spent £2k on British citizenship….
No one is british.
Some poor folk might be bri’ish tho.
I thank god you’re not British too.
Thank god the English language dominates the world, so I didn’t have to learn German to read this comment
Woke up this morning and realised we exist in the minds of all inferior nations for the princely sum of £0.
Thought you east germs were atheist.
Woke up and *reali**s**ed* you used an amer*canism and thus are going to hell
12 comments
I’m so proud of you ❤️ I dream of a world where no child has to wake up in the morning and think “I’m British”.
Otoh you’re East German.
Barely an improvement. Basically Russian instead of basically Yank
I wake up every morning and thank God I’m British. That my ancestors sailed the seas and formed a formidable empire upon which the sun never set and brought our most friendly attitude* to those distant shores.
And now, as a British person, I thank the Lord himself for showing that to be born British is to win the lottery of life and not having to put up with raw pork.
*Skill issue if they lost a revolt.
>god is great
See, the problem is, you may not be British, but you *are* Turkish.
I’ll let you decide which is worse.
I woke up and realised I spent £2k on British citizenship….
No one is british.
Some poor folk might be bri’ish tho.
I thank god you’re not British too.
Thank god the English language dominates the world, so I didn’t have to learn German to read this comment
Woke up this morning and realised we exist in the minds of all inferior nations for the princely sum of £0.
Thought you east germs were atheist.
Woke up and *reali**s**ed* you used an amer*canism and thus are going to hell
Sometimes it’s shit being the main character.