Downing Street officials draw up plans for announcing death of Larry the cat in similar manner to Queen Elizabeth II

https://www.standard.co.uk/news/uk/downing-street-announce-death-larry-cat-no-10-b1178316.html

by iThinkaLot1

16 comments

  1. It’s only right we have a bank holiday. Or a bank holi-week.

  2. And a state funeral too, I hope? Lord knows he deserves it.

  4. Honestly I’m surprised the Conservatives didn’t try outsourcing mouse catching to Crapita or something

  5. I thought they’d just silently replace it. Hope the kids don’t notice that it had changed colour or sex.

  6. Absolutely fuck that, Larry is eternal. May he meow through the centuries.

  7. I remember when the Queen died and they broke it to us gently by saying she was on the roof and couldn’t get down.

  9. It’s the only thing that’s set foot in there in decades that deserves a state funeral.

  10. Larry used to fight at night,  Starmer told him.off for “night cat thuggery “

  11. I say we go old fashioned like the Egyptians.

    Build a £500million pyramid tomb in the middle of London.

    Larry dies, so we immediately mummify Liz Truss and bury her in Larry’s tomb so she can serve him as a slave in the afterlife.

  12. The biggest question is WHICH paedophile will get to break the news on the BBC?

    So many to choose from….

  13. Unlike when Liz kicked the bucket, I would actually be sad about this

  14. And there was a bloke in another thread saying the govt doesn’t waste money

  15. If Centre Parcs doesn’t close to respect the national period of mourning, we riot

  16. Lol, I’ve wondered a few times if they would tell us if he died.

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