Home United Kingdom Downing Street officials draw up plans for announcing death of Larry the cat in similar manner to Queen Elizabeth IIUUnited KingdomDowning Street officials draw up plans for announcing death of Larry the cat in similar manner to Queen Elizabeth IIAugust 25, 2024 Downing Street officials draw up plans for announcing death of Larry the cat in similar manner to Queen Elizabeth II https://www.standard.co.uk/news/uk/downing-street-announce-death-larry-cat-no-10-b1178316.html by iThinkaLot1 16 commentsIt’s only right we have a bank holiday. Or a bank holi-week.And a state funeral too, I hope? Lord knows he deserves it.Refused to allow Liz Truss to pet him. Smart kitty.Honestly I’m surprised the Conservatives didn’t try outsourcing mouse catching to Crapita or somethingI thought they’d just silently replace it. Hope the kids don’t notice that it had changed colour or sex.Absolutely fuck that, Larry is eternal. May he meow through the centuries.I remember when the Queen died and they broke it to us gently by saying she was on the roof and couldn’t get down.https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.mirror.co.uk/news/politics/lazy-larry-cat-bad-killing-12019333.ampI don’t get peoples love for this lazy bastard. I want my tax money to go to a hard working mouser! /jIt’s the only thing that’s set foot in there in decades that deserves a state funeral.Larry used to fight at night, Starmer told him.off for “night cat thuggery “I say we go old fashioned like the Egyptians.Build a £500million pyramid tomb in the middle of London.Larry dies, so we immediately mummify Liz Truss and bury her in Larry’s tomb so she can serve him as a slave in the afterlife.The biggest question is WHICH paedophile will get to break the news on the BBC?So many to choose from….Unlike when Liz kicked the bucket, I would actually be sad about thisAnd there was a bloke in another thread saying the govt doesn’t waste moneyIf Centre Parcs doesn’t close to respect the national period of mourning, we riotLol, I’ve wondered a few times if they would tell us if he died.Leave a ReplyYou must be logged in to post a comment.
Honestly I’m surprised the Conservatives didn’t try outsourcing mouse catching to Crapita or something
I thought they’d just silently replace it. Hope the kids don’t notice that it had changed colour or sex.
I remember when the Queen died and they broke it to us gently by saying she was on the roof and couldn’t get down.
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.mirror.co.uk/news/politics/lazy-larry-cat-bad-killing-12019333.ampI don’t get peoples love for this lazy bastard. I want my tax money to go to a hard working mouser! /j
I say we go old fashioned like the Egyptians.Build a £500million pyramid tomb in the middle of London.Larry dies, so we immediately mummify Liz Truss and bury her in Larry’s tomb so she can serve him as a slave in the afterlife.
The biggest question is WHICH paedophile will get to break the news on the BBC?So many to choose from….
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It’s only right we have a bank holiday. Or a bank holi-week.
And a state funeral too, I hope? Lord knows he deserves it.
Refused to allow Liz Truss to pet him. Smart kitty.
Honestly I’m surprised the Conservatives didn’t try outsourcing mouse catching to Crapita or something
I thought they’d just silently replace it. Hope the kids don’t notice that it had changed colour or sex.
Absolutely fuck that, Larry is eternal. May he meow through the centuries.
I remember when the Queen died and they broke it to us gently by saying she was on the roof and couldn’t get down.
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.mirror.co.uk/news/politics/lazy-larry-cat-bad-killing-12019333.amp
I don’t get peoples love for this lazy bastard. I want my tax money to go to a hard working mouser! /j
It’s the only thing that’s set foot in there in decades that deserves a state funeral.
Larry used to fight at night, Starmer told him.off for “night cat thuggery “
I say we go old fashioned like the Egyptians.
Build a £500million pyramid tomb in the middle of London.
Larry dies, so we immediately mummify Liz Truss and bury her in Larry’s tomb so she can serve him as a slave in the afterlife.
The biggest question is WHICH paedophile will get to break the news on the BBC?
So many to choose from….
Unlike when Liz kicked the bucket, I would actually be sad about this
And there was a bloke in another thread saying the govt doesn’t waste money
If Centre Parcs doesn’t close to respect the national period of mourning, we riot
Lol, I’ve wondered a few times if they would tell us if he died.