Could be in any of them but Portugal.
Portugal shouldn’t even be an option, it could be something like Luxembourg (high end job) or in The Netherlands.
Luxemburg where else
Switzerland?
It’s a trick question! João isn’t working at all.
People with PhD are paid less than plumber in France so that’s not were a portuguese man with a PhD would go.
In a hotel in Albufeira bringing me fresh bed sheets because I vomited on them and pleading with me to stop dangling over the balcony
hed like to work in switzerland but they dont let him in so now he works in berlin or munich
not in the EU, but I’m guessing Switzerland.
You mean where does he pretend to work until siesta time?
Working in Switzerland and commuting every day from France?
That feeling when youre irl João but unemployed cuz u still live in Portugal
Masters in footy Ball
he is still living with mama
Germany, as a taxi driver.
Damn, thats precisely my dilemma right now, no joke.
Same skills but my name isn’t João, though
He is Swiss but works and lives in Germany.
Portugal ofc, working at his aunt’s café
Working in Switzerland, but living in France or Germany like every sensible person does.
We all know where all the foreign doctors and engineers in Germany came from
Sounds like the profile of 50% of job seekers in Brussels if you change it with Luigi.
Trick question, the answer is in fact Luxembourg.
Dublin for Google.
Never thought I’d say that but to be fair all of our portuguese immigration is hands down one of the best . Serious , polite and hardworking people. Congrats Joao!
Luxembourg? It has a decently sized Portuguese diaspora
With all of that Portugal probably. Working for a university and/or a foreign company.
Wherever he can get a construction job
Luxembourg, where else would he have learned 4 languages
Trick question! The answer is London.
He just brought me my prawn madras. I didn’t tip him.
Norway, they have bacalhau. The others are just different types of shiholes (they also don’t have bacalhau). 🤗
He has a PhD so not in France. Maybe as Uber driver though.
It can be damn difficult to find a job with a PhD in France. :/
Portugal!
some of us still remain here.
As a João who has a bachelors, masters, doing a PhD, learning how to drive, and learning a 4th language…. Feels very targeted
He’s not in France. Joaos in France only do construction jobs.
Man thats depressing and I am not Portugese but autistic.
I mean you can easily ignore Switzerland and Portugal because Switzerland is Germany and Portugal well.. I’m sorry ripoff Pedro but you’re like your brother Spain, people there don’t work.
France.. mhhh… I never saw a Portuguese working in France so they might not like.. like what? So stupid of me to think there was a country above Spain… there’s just water!
So, my final answer is Germany.
he’s working in portugal because he can’t get a job in his area so he works minimum wage and has to live with his parents while trying to save up to maybe move to one of those countries, but mom and dad are getting old so he might need to start taking care of them and he can’t afford a nursing home
Shorten to ‘has a PHD’, the rest is implied and therefore redundant. Thank you.
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Could be in any of them but Portugal.
Portugal shouldn’t even be an option, it could be something like Luxembourg (high end job) or in The Netherlands.
Luxemburg where else
Switzerland?
It’s a trick question! João isn’t working at all.
People with PhD are paid less than plumber in France so that’s not were a portuguese man with a PhD would go.
In a hotel in Albufeira bringing me fresh bed sheets because I vomited on them and pleading with me to stop dangling over the balcony
hed like to work in switzerland but they dont let him in so now he works in berlin or munich
not in the EU, but I’m guessing Switzerland.
You mean where does he pretend to work until siesta time?
Working in Switzerland and commuting every day from France?
Luxembourg
Clearly Germany with that education.
Switzerland
Switzerland easy
Easy, Switzerland.
Luxembourg or Suisse
wtf, this was my homepage
https://preview.redd.it/d1zf83hklukd1.png?width=764&format=png&auto=webp&s=0f01d2cf0f4178cd260f86406584ea39f0f1df29
That feeling when youre irl João but unemployed cuz u still live in Portugal
Masters in footy Ball
he is still living with mama
Germany, as a taxi driver.
Damn, thats precisely my dilemma right now, no joke.
Same skills but my name isn’t João, though
He is Swiss but works and lives in Germany.
Portugal ofc, working at his aunt’s café
Working in Switzerland, but living in France or Germany like every sensible person does.
We all know where all the foreign doctors and engineers in Germany came from
Sounds like the profile of 50% of job seekers in Brussels if you change it with Luigi.
Trick question, the answer is in fact Luxembourg.
Dublin for Google.
Never thought I’d say that but to be fair all of our portuguese immigration is hands down one of the best . Serious , polite and hardworking people. Congrats Joao!
Luxembourg? It has a decently sized Portuguese diaspora
With all of that Portugal probably. Working for a university and/or a foreign company.
Wherever he can get a construction job
Luxembourg, where else would he have learned 4 languages
Trick question! The answer is London.
He just brought me my prawn madras. I didn’t tip him.
Norway, they have bacalhau. The others are just different types of shiholes (they also don’t have bacalhau). 🤗
https://preview.redd.it/vqr3mu6n1vkd1.jpeg?width=884&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=32cd79b45f08429603727340df12220ef53faf70
He has a PhD so not in France. Maybe as Uber driver though.
It can be damn difficult to find a job with a PhD in France. :/
Portugal!
some of us still remain here.
As a João who has a bachelors, masters, doing a PhD, learning how to drive, and learning a 4th language…. Feels very targeted
He’s not in France. Joaos in France only do construction jobs.
Man thats depressing and I am not Portugese but autistic.
I mean you can easily ignore Switzerland and Portugal because Switzerland is Germany and Portugal well.. I’m sorry ripoff Pedro but you’re like your brother Spain, people there don’t work.
France.. mhhh… I never saw a Portuguese working in France so they might not like.. like what? So stupid of me to think there was a country above Spain… there’s just water!
So, my final answer is Germany.
he’s working in portugal because he can’t get a job in his area so he works minimum wage and has to live with his parents while trying to save up to maybe move to one of those countries, but mom and dad are getting old so he might need to start taking care of them and he can’t afford a nursing home
Shorten to ‘has a PHD’, the rest is implied and therefore redundant. Thank you.