I bought a bottle of Trump Vodka for $15 on closeout at a liquor store in 2015.
Sold it for $525 in 2017.
Hopefully we’ll have Trump toilet wine soon.
My favorite is someone did an analysis, if trump would have just taken the 100’s of millions his dad gave him and put it in an ETF, he would be richer now than he is. Literally he is so bad at business if he would have done nothing it would have been better….
For anyone who brags that he’s a good businessman, I ask, “How’s TruthSocial doing?”
He had a rally in Las Vegas and did not hold it at his namesake hotel…
What I hate is that no one mentions the USFL. How do you fuck up football in America?
Drump cologne
I still don’t understand how you fuck up a casino.
That’s probably one of the most un-fuck-up-able enterprises you can start.
Don’t forget his other moneymaking scheme- stealing money from a charity for kids with cancer. Doesn’t get much lower than that.
Trump Vodka: from the guy that doesn’t drink
Truth social was a very clever grift. Yeah it’s tanking but it’s all gravy to him
Losing other people’s money*
He’s made more from the idea that he’s a good businessman than from any actual business venture he’s been involved with.
Normally its called money laundering.
His stock is the only one falling right now.
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He’s not even good at grifting. He’s working at it so hard now it’s *harder* than actually working, instead of carefully investing money he’d stolen several grift cycles ago like he could have done.
Lotta hungry mouths to feed. What a great Dad and provider!
Loosing not using
How do you fail with a steak company. It’s steak.
I get that it was a shit product sold at an extreme markup heavily depend on the trump brand. But still
I went to the Museum of Failure and they had an entire section just for Trump businesses
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“The world’s finest super premium” sounds like he came up with that one himself. Just piling on adjectives.
I wouldn’t call him a genius, but if he really is bleeding the RNC fund and campaign donations so that he can funnel profits into his own businesses, then he’s defiantly smarter than I thought he was. https://www.cnn.com/2024/08/23/politics/trump-businesses-campaign-spending-invs/index.html
I bought a bottle of Trump Vodka for $15 on closeout at a liquor store in 2015.
Sold it for $525 in 2017.
Hopefully we’ll have Trump toilet wine soon.
My favorite is someone did an analysis, if trump would have just taken the 100’s of millions his dad gave him and put it in an ETF, he would be richer now than he is. Literally he is so bad at business if he would have done nothing it would have been better….
For anyone who brags that he’s a good businessman, I ask, “How’s TruthSocial doing?”
He had a rally in Las Vegas and did not hold it at his namesake hotel…
What I hate is that no one mentions the USFL. How do you fuck up football in America?
Drump cologne
I still don’t understand how you fuck up a casino.
That’s probably one of the most un-fuck-up-able enterprises you can start.
Don’t forget his other moneymaking scheme- stealing money from a charity for kids with cancer.
Doesn’t get much lower than that.
Trump Vodka: from the guy that doesn’t drink
Truth social was a very clever grift. Yeah it’s tanking but it’s all gravy to him
Losing other people’s money*
He’s made more from the idea that he’s a good businessman than from any actual business venture he’s been involved with.
Normally its called money laundering.
His stock is the only one falling right now.
[removed]
He’s not even good at grifting. He’s working at it so hard now it’s *harder* than actually working, instead of carefully investing money he’d stolen several grift cycles ago like he could have done.
Lotta hungry mouths to feed. What a great Dad and provider!
Loosing not using
How do you fail with a steak company. It’s steak.
I get that it was a shit product sold at an extreme markup heavily depend on the trump brand. But still
I went to the Museum of Failure and they had an entire section just for Trump businesses