It looks like he’s trying to stretch his face out of his face
Nah, he is just shit faced.
Wow his syphilis sores must be really bad if he needs to change his race cosmetically.
Did he only buy one brand of this stuff and they stopped making it 10 years ago and it’s all started to go a bit off?
guys that hair is so fucked up! its the triple comb over.
make up by Sherman-Williams
It reminds me of the trump faced toilet paper I use.
Why does he go panda eye?
JD Vance should do his eyeliner?
Trump looks like a wood staining project made by a middle school student in shop class.
You can literally see the outline of where a drinking glass would be pressed against his face.
Wow, Larry Parks has let himself go…although in fairness that has to be at least a 7/10 on the Al Jolson Scale!
I’ll never get over how weird this is. And people like this guy? Look at his fucking weird face!
For a guy who is so proud to be white, is rather very orange…
He’s trying to turn brown for when the debate happens.
That way he can say ni
Hugely natural.
His entire appearance is proof that the people around him hate him.
He’s going darker and darker so that when he finally goes full minstrel show we won’t even notice.
Has anyone else noticed that he often has camal toe neck? Does that also mean he hides his pussy throat with his tie. This is all very unsettling, very unsettling indeed.
I’ve always wondered why he decided to keep buying the bronzer that made his “tan” appear orange rather than to find one that made him look… I dunno… tan? But then I realized that just like any other mistakes he’s made, he doubles down on it rather than admit he was wrong. I’m looking at you, too, sharpie Alabama hurricane map.
Subscribe showed him that photo from the other day where he looks like something out of Fallout
Amongst all those he’s raped and screwed over it looks like he was the person we should have built the wall to keep out.
What if they steal it?
Imagine thinking that looks good… Seeing that in the mirror before starting your day and being like ” yeah, that’s me alright!”… Lol
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I hope it’s photoshopped, otherwise he needs help quick. He’s mutating
Trump’s face paint routine is what happens when no one around you is allowed to tell you the truth.
“You look great Mr President, Sir”
(internally: “what the fuck has he done to his face?!”)
Whatever “bronzer” he used must be out of production and he’s trying to find something new. He’s changing shades every few days now.
Poc
Thanks OP, now I’m just imagining Trump waking up, going to the mirror and telling himself to go back to where he came from.
His wife lets him leave home like that. Melania is the real hero.
What.. no.. That’s Elvis, right?!
Wait – so lizard people is real?!!
He is turning black. Just like Kamala. I don’t know what he is.
https://preview.redd.it/f6nziyi2xzkd1.jpeg?width=1287&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2ecea0ec48a79fdfc6f56847d81e745b174ab3ac
It looks like he’s trying to stretch his face out of his face
Nah, he is just shit faced.
Wow his syphilis sores must be really bad if he needs to change his race cosmetically.
Did he only buy one brand of this stuff and they stopped making it 10 years ago and it’s all started to go a bit off?
guys that hair is so fucked up! its the triple comb over.
make up by Sherman-Williams
It reminds me of the trump faced toilet paper I use.
Why does he go panda eye?
JD Vance should do his eyeliner?
Trump looks like a wood staining project made by a middle school student in shop class.
You can literally see the outline of where a drinking glass would be pressed against his face.
Wow, Larry Parks has let himself go…although in fairness that has to be at least a 7/10 on the Al Jolson Scale!
I’ll never get over how weird this is. And people like this guy? Look at his fucking weird face!
For a guy who is so proud to be white, is rather very orange…
He’s trying to turn brown for when the debate happens.
That way he can say ni
Hugely natural.
His entire appearance is proof that the people around him hate him.
He’s going darker and darker so that when he finally goes full minstrel show we won’t even notice.
Has anyone else noticed that he often has camal toe neck? Does that also mean he hides his pussy throat with his tie. This is all very unsettling, very unsettling indeed.
I’ve always wondered why he decided to keep buying the bronzer that made his “tan” appear orange rather than to find one that made him look… I dunno… tan? But then I realized that just like any other mistakes he’s made, he doubles down on it rather than admit he was wrong. I’m looking at you, too, sharpie Alabama hurricane map.
Subscribe showed him that photo from the other day where he looks like something out of Fallout
Amongst all those he’s raped and screwed over it looks like he was the person we should have built the wall to keep out.
What if they steal it?
Imagine thinking that looks good… Seeing that in the mirror before starting your day and being like ” yeah, that’s me alright!”… Lol