That is all.by obligatorycataccount Tags:Casual UKUnited Kingdom 18 commentsWhy would you do that? What is wrong with you?That’s a real pickle of a situationThe prophecy foretold his coming. He is The One.He is saving it for later duhAh, the rare spotted cucumber carrier pigeon.Guess his missus asked him to bring back an eye mask for a facial.Poor cucumber.He looks coo-lWarm pigeon saladThat a 50p on the path?Guarateed thats a gherkin from a McDonald’s burger that someone threw at it.Or a slice of cucumber has a pigeon hanging off it5th member of picklebackLooks like an old photo from the mid-2010s when this was a fashion trend among town centre pigeons.Seagull probably put it there as part of a balanced dietGuess someone tossed the saladI once was eating a slice of pizza at Churchill square in Brighton when an olive fell off the slice onto the floor.A pigeon grabbed the olive, but it got stuck in its beak with the hole of the olive pointing out of its mouth.It couldn’t get it in or out, it just kept bobbing it’s head back and forth and staring bleakly ahead.Then it flew off, with the olive still wedged in its beak.As far as I know, it’s still out there with that olive stuck in its gob.Pigeons get too much stick. They hustle hard.Leave a ReplyYou must be logged in to post a comment.
I once was eating a slice of pizza at Churchill square in Brighton when an olive fell off the slice onto the floor.A pigeon grabbed the olive, but it got stuck in its beak with the hole of the olive pointing out of its mouth.It couldn’t get it in or out, it just kept bobbing it’s head back and forth and staring bleakly ahead.Then it flew off, with the olive still wedged in its beak.As far as I know, it’s still out there with that olive stuck in its gob.
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Why would you do that? What is wrong with you?
That’s a real pickle of a situation
The prophecy foretold his coming. He is The One.
He is saving it for later duh
Ah, the rare spotted cucumber carrier pigeon.
Guess his missus asked him to bring back an eye mask for a facial.
Poor cucumber.
He looks coo-l
Warm pigeon salad
That a 50p on the path?
Guarateed thats a gherkin from a McDonald’s burger that someone threw at it.
Or a slice of cucumber has a pigeon hanging off it
5th member of pickleback
Looks like an old photo from the mid-2010s when this was a fashion trend among town centre pigeons.
Seagull probably put it there as part of a balanced diet
Guess someone tossed the salad
I once was eating a slice of pizza at Churchill square in Brighton when an olive fell off the slice onto the floor.
A pigeon grabbed the olive, but it got stuck in its beak with the hole of the olive pointing out of its mouth.
It couldn’t get it in or out, it just kept bobbing it’s head back and forth and staring bleakly ahead.
Then it flew off, with the olive still wedged in its beak.
As far as I know, it’s still out there with that olive stuck in its gob.
Pigeons get too much stick. They hustle hard.