Tim Walz told his family he wasn’t going to go overboard with buying them Christmas gifts last year, but he did anyway. #LyinTim
His pathetic excuse was “well, I was doing mine anyway and it’s not even that much more to just do yours at the same time!”
Fucking terrorist.
He once told his kid that he ‘stole his nose’ when in fact it was just Tim’s thumb. Ruthless.
I heard that actually he *does* like spicy. #LyinTim
Next day, he said ‘good morning’ to that neighbour too. And it wasnt!
Tim Walz once told a waitress the food was awful when she was clearing his empty plate. Why’d you eat it all if you didn’t like it, Tim? You think leaving a 30% tip makes up for it? MONSTER #LyinTim
One time he said goodnight to his wife but it was 8:50 pm. Night doesn’t start until 9, lyin Tim!
My neighbor and I do things for each other all the time. I wrapped his exposed pipes, he’s blown off the leaves on my lawn, I readjusted his sprinklers, he power washed my porch. It’s just whatever. If either of us is doing something well just throw in a little freebie for the other guy.
I heard Tim Walz told his kids, when they were little, that Santa was real, brought the presents, drank the milk and ate the cookies. – LOCK HIM UP!
Enjoy your cake!
I heard Tim Walz call some kids “sport” GROOMER !!!
Tim Waltz was heard claiming it was time to skeedadle following a family meal at a restaurant. Witnesses observed that he and his family simply moseyed out.
#LockHimUp!
He claimed he didn’t like chocolate chip cookies in a bucket. (What an animal)
Because he loves them by the bucket!
Good joke format
Walz said his wife was his best friend. Which one is it, Timonthy?! Quit changing the story!
When Tom Walz’s daughter said she was bored, he callously responded, “Hi Bored, I’m Dad”
“Tim Walz said he’s for people taking personal responsibility of their own health yet he had a surgeon perform a colonoscopy on him instead of performing it himself.”
basically, conservatives are shitting in their pants bc the guy is likeable and that, after 2 kamala terms, 2 terms of walz will follow.
and they still gotta nothing to put against it, except rambling clows spitting conspiracies and racism.
I absolutely HATE it when my neighbour mows my lawn, the awesome helpful bastard.
And just in case /s
Tim Walz told me to have a good day, but I only had an average day.
Tim once told me Happy Birthday, when really it was the day before my Birthday. I see right though his lies
Tonight at 11 we will discuss the new breaking bombshell report that Tim Walz was caught on a hot mic saying “Ope, lemme just sneak pastcha there” when in a crowded restaurant. Our reporters at the scene say that isn’t the first time he’s confessed to brazen sneaky behaviour, and it likely won’t be the last.
Every single time these GHOULS try to insult Walz or come up with some bullshit….he just gets more popular!
Dude is low key the most popular politician right now.
Pretty convincing video evidence exists of him just being a decent person when he thinks no one is watching..
Mowing someone else’s lawn without being asked to is punishable by death in some communities
That said, if my neighbors would cut my grass so I didn’t have to I’d be elated.
CC
We can’t trust him to be vp. Clearly.
Better to go with the guy being controlled by the worm.
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Tim Walz told his family he wasn’t going to go overboard with buying them Christmas gifts last year, but he did anyway. #LyinTim
His pathetic excuse was “well, I was doing mine anyway and it’s not even that much more to just do yours at the same time!”
Fucking terrorist.
He once told his kid that he ‘stole his nose’ when in fact it was just Tim’s thumb. Ruthless.
I heard that actually he *does* like spicy. #LyinTim
Next day, he said ‘good morning’ to that neighbour too. And it wasnt!
Tim Walz once told a waitress the food was awful when she was clearing his empty plate. Why’d you eat it all if you didn’t like it, Tim? You think leaving a 30% tip makes up for it? MONSTER #LyinTim
One time he said goodnight to his wife but it was 8:50 pm. Night doesn’t start until 9, lyin Tim!
My neighbor and I do things for each other all the time. I wrapped his exposed pipes, he’s blown off the leaves on my lawn, I readjusted his sprinklers, he power washed my porch. It’s just whatever. If either of us is doing something well just throw in a little freebie for the other guy.
https://preview.redd.it/ruyi9wbp48ld1.jpeg?width=791&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5b9deb36de0c96b72846661df348c180963cb4f9
The Chuck Norrisification of Tim Walz.
I heard Tim Walz told his kids, when they were little, that Santa was real, brought the presents, drank the milk and ate the cookies. – LOCK HIM UP!
Enjoy your cake!
I heard Tim Walz call some kids “sport” GROOMER !!!
Tim Waltz was heard claiming it was time to skeedadle following a family meal at a restaurant. Witnesses observed that he and his family simply moseyed out.
#LockHimUp!
He claimed he didn’t like chocolate chip cookies in a bucket. (What an animal)
Because he loves them by the bucket!
Good joke format
Walz said his wife was his best friend. Which one is it, Timonthy?! Quit changing the story!
When Tom Walz’s daughter said she was bored, he callously responded, “Hi Bored, I’m Dad”
“Tim Walz said he’s for people taking personal responsibility of their own health yet he had a surgeon perform a colonoscopy on him instead of performing it himself.”
basically, conservatives are shitting in their pants bc the guy is likeable and that, after 2 kamala terms, 2 terms of walz will follow.
and they still gotta nothing to put against it, except rambling clows spitting conspiracies and racism.
I absolutely HATE it when my neighbour mows my lawn, the awesome helpful bastard.
And just in case /s
Tim Walz told me to have a good day, but I only had an average day.
Tim once told me Happy Birthday, when really it was the day before my Birthday. I see right though his lies
Tonight at 11 we will discuss the new breaking bombshell report that Tim Walz was caught on a hot mic saying “Ope, lemme just sneak pastcha there” when in a crowded restaurant. Our reporters at the scene say that isn’t the first time he’s confessed to brazen sneaky behaviour, and it likely won’t be the last.
Every single time these GHOULS try to insult Walz or come up with some bullshit….he just gets more popular!
Dude is low key the most popular politician right now.
Pretty convincing video evidence exists of him just being a decent person when he thinks no one is watching..
Mowing someone else’s lawn without being asked to is punishable by death in some communities
That said, if my neighbors would cut my grass so I didn’t have to I’d be elated.
CC
We can’t trust him to be vp. Clearly.
Better to go with the guy being controlled by the worm.