Was zur Hölle, Hans

by johntsaou1

34 comments
  1. Germanic tribe furry:

    *May the spirit of the wolf grant me the strength to protect my family and instill fear in the hearts of my enemies.*

    Modern German furry:

    *May the spirit of the wolf grant me the yiff, strength to knot my ass, and ability to lick my own balls.*

  2. Furries are obviously trying to emulate the sexy ~~hairiness~~ masculinity of superior PIGS blood

    🇮🇹🤝🇪🇸🤝🇵🇹🤝🇬🇷

  3. I do like that he talks about greater knowledge as if all those things the old Germanic peoples believes were actually true.

    But alas, no wolfskin can stand up to the power of the swamp tree!

  4. See? I’m a proud ethno nationalist aryan, particing old germanic rituals to attract other men 😎 uwu

  5. I got the unfortune to be involved into a german online fantasy roleplay community.

    If i got a nickel for every Gay Wolffurry, how like vikings and to an extend the third reich. I would have to many nickels.

  6. Stavros… not to burst your bubble, but your most known hero wore the skin of a lion to get it’s protection and the founders of rome literally sucked the tits of a wolf…

    All europeans, in one way or another, descend from people who cosplayed as animals.

  7. Yeah but this only counts if you got the actual fur from an actual wild animal that you killed yourself. Furries are just pathetic wannabe imposters

  8. Though its says Germanic. It doesn’t always mean German. I will pass that one to the Anglo Saxon offspring over the pond.

  9. Hm, let’s check what Zeus is up to…

    bull, swan, cuckoo, eagle, ant (WTF?), swan, snake, golden rain…

  10. “The elders of the tribe call for when it is yiff time and the others follow. The legions were dispatched and killed many while they cried about knots and bulgie wulgies.” -Tacitus, probably

  11. Let’s completely ignore that the old Turkish-Tengri evolutionary theory is a human breeding with a wolf, whose descendants were the first Turks. During the Euros there were multiple people dressed up as wolfs.☠️

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