He’s gonna get nowhere with that

by NineFeetUnderground

41 comments
  1. Depends where. My brother ordered two flake 99’s from a van in Waterloo a couple of months ago. £12.

  2. You know the waffle cone is only there to make swallowing the normal cost of one even remotely possible

  3. I hate the way they have pumped so much air and random chemicals in to Mr Whippy that it is now almost just a foam of stabilisers.

  4. £4 and it looks like that horrible marshmallowy ice cream that’s more sugar than anything else

  5. £4 and it looks like that horrible marshmallowy ice cream that’s more sugar than anything else

  6. Me and my pals went to ludds church the other weekend, ice cream van at the top and we thought it’s been a long walk let’s get one as we saw other people with them and looked nice.

    SEVEN BRITISH STERLING FOR A SINGLE FLAKE

  7. This is similar to the prices at bloodstock festival, now I know it’s a festival and they will have paid a large amount for the pitch but £1 less and we would have probably been buying 2 a day. We bought none, we saw a large amount of people go up to the van and then walk back away too.

  8. The Budgens near me has an ice cream stand with 99p soft serve. Haven’t checked it out yet but they might even give a flake!

  9. Thing is, I’m happy to pay that kind of price at an ice cream parlour that serves local ice cream. But from an ice cream van? Absolutely not.

  10. Me: a ninety nine please.

    Ice cream twat: do you want a flake?

    Me: it’s not a ninety nine without a flake.

    FML

  11. When I was a kid the going rate for a 99 was 5 pence and if you were feeling flush a double top cone with two flakes was 10 pence. It was also standard practice back then to fill the complete cone with ice cream and not just swirl it on the top.

  12. I miss 99s actually being 99p.

    Dickhead van near our work wants a fiver for one.

    Fuck right off you silly little cunt.

  13. Ice cream van came to our street the other day. We were surprised by how reasonable it was. £12.50 for five cones which is still ridiculous but better than these prices.

  14. I think people now are just profiteering off the back of the cost of living crisis, in no way shape or form has he had to increase his prices that much it’s just pure greed!

  15. Ice cream van at the park we were at recently was charging £6 for a single WITH NO FLAKE. £6. I REPEAT. SIX POUNDS.

    I’ve never been more outraged at a price in my life, no surprise Mr IceCream Van Man spent most his time scrolling through instagram on his phone because the entire time we were there, we saw maybe 2 customers purchase something.

  16. Effing how much? London I presume. Sorry kids, we’re finding a corner shop for a freezer pop.

  17. I had a look at what margins these guys have on ice cream, no wonder there are ice cream wars. Up to 1000%

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