After more than 8 years, did he just notice all the orange jokes?
“A very big, one of the biggest soldiers in the whole Army they say, came up to me with tears in his eyes and said, “Sir, why? Why is Joe Biden. . . Sleepy Joe I call him, the WORST president in HISTORY, the soldiers all love me, more than Isanhowzrr. The Blacks love me. Where’s my Black? There he is. (Points). Trump’s life matters too, doesn’t it? You’re not gunna riot now are you?? Just kidding. I joke a lot. I’m more popular than Martin Looter King. They call HIM king; I’m king, if jeses was here he’d say so“
No worries, Donnie, when you’re in your cage at Gitmo that Cuban sunshine will give you a rich, dark tan!
Lemons to lemonade, bitch!
You can see that massive scar on his ear now.
And he called Biden the worst president we’ve ever had! HaHaHa! Guess again, Traitor Trump!
Still dying his hair though! You can see the white hair in the back
He can’t run the usual playbook against a black woman, if he is himself a ‘man of color.’
He ran out of the orange tan spray that no one would buy.
He has to prove that he is whiter than Harris.
He looks like a Vogon.
Thats weird!
I think there was lead in that paint. Explains a lot.
Preparing for prison
And so, what..? He just transitioned? One day he was orange and now he’s not?
Looks like shit either way.
I honestly think it’s because his skin tone was way too close to Harris’ and he didn’t like what that said about him.
At least the orange jokes distracted me from the telling he looks really, really doughy and old jokes.
Well, quick, someone give him a good boy treat before he regresses. Maybe the orange makeup has been making him an AH…ya know, like mercury poisoning.
So, he’s been acting like he’s an oompaloompa to get their vote and now suddenly he’s white?
Thats Weird
He doesn’t need to look younger than Biden anymore but needs to look whiter than Harris.
He knows what his racist base wants.
I always thought he was jaundiced.
It’s bc Trump no longer has to look younger than Biden. He just now needs to look whiter than Harris. He knows his crowd.
“He was always of Tangerine heritage, and he was only promoting Tangerine heritage. I didn’t know he was white until a number of weeks ago, when he happened to turn white, and now he wants to be known as white. So I don’t know, is he orange or is he white?”
I can’t stand her but geez, can you blame Melanoma for not wanting that corpse to touch her?
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Looks old as fuck to me.
After more than 8 years, did he just notice all the orange jokes?
“A very big, one of the biggest soldiers in the whole Army they say, came up to me with tears in his eyes and said, “Sir, why? Why is Joe Biden. . . Sleepy Joe I call him, the WORST president in HISTORY, the soldiers all love me, more than Isanhowzrr. The Blacks love me. Where’s my Black? There he is. (Points). Trump’s life matters too, doesn’t it? You’re not gunna riot now are you?? Just kidding. I joke a lot. I’m more popular than Martin Looter King. They call HIM king; I’m king, if jeses was here he’d say so“
No worries, Donnie, when you’re in your cage at Gitmo that Cuban sunshine will give you a rich, dark tan!
Lemons to lemonade, bitch!
You can see that massive scar on his ear now.
And he called Biden the worst president we’ve ever had! HaHaHa! Guess again, Traitor Trump!
[https://www.axios.com/2024/02/19/presidents-survey-trump-ranks-last-biden-14th](https://www.axios.com/2024/02/19/presidents-survey-trump-ranks-last-biden-14th)
Feb 19, 2024 –
Politics & Policy
Historians rank Trump as worst president
Duh. He’s trying to look white now. Not young. Or whenever that was.
He’s just afraid it will look weird in his prison clothes.
All of a sudden Trump’s not orange. Someone should look into that.
Is he orange or white?
Those crazy eyebrows….looks like a Muppet.
He had it on out in the desert at Obama’s wall that he built. It got caked and sweaty or whatever that was.
Weirdo , what a freak
He is so damn OLD. I swear if someone accidentally drops a pillow next to him it will startle him into a massive stroke.
https://preview.redd.it/10rehwfkrmld1.png?width=598&format=png&auto=webp&s=c748f169de20cda1178329e3c53197ef51b573dc
Still dying his hair though! You can see the white hair in the back
He can’t run the usual playbook against a black woman, if he is himself a ‘man of color.’
He ran out of the orange tan spray that no one would buy.
He has to prove that he is whiter than Harris.
He looks like a Vogon.
Thats weird!
I think there was lead in that paint. Explains a lot.
Preparing for prison
And so, what..? He just transitioned? One day he was orange and now he’s not?
Looks like shit either way.
I honestly think it’s because his skin tone was way too close to Harris’ and he didn’t like what that said about him.
At least the orange jokes distracted me from the telling he looks really, really doughy and old jokes.
Well, quick, someone give him a good boy treat before he regresses. Maybe the orange makeup has been making him an AH…ya know, like mercury poisoning.
So, he’s been acting like he’s an oompaloompa to get their vote and now suddenly he’s white?
Thats Weird
He doesn’t need to look younger than Biden anymore but needs to look whiter than Harris.
He knows what his racist base wants.
I always thought he was jaundiced.
It’s bc Trump no longer has to look younger than Biden. He just now needs to look whiter than Harris. He knows his crowd.
“He was always of Tangerine heritage, and he was only promoting Tangerine heritage. I didn’t know he was white until a number of weeks ago, when he happened to turn white, and now he wants to be known as white. So I don’t know, is he orange or is he white?”
I can’t stand her but geez, can you blame Melanoma for not wanting that corpse to touch her?
Looks like my abuelo and he’s been dead for years