So is Hans the only thing keeping their economy afloat?
August 29, 2024
So is Hans the only thing keeping their economy afloat?
by swamperogre2
31 comments
Wait, my net contribution is negative? Who would imagine!
my government wants to stop contributing
Hey, someone has to pay for all ze nice Korean ~~copys of german panzer~~ Tanks Poland is buying. It’s only fair.
The facts that Belgium is on the negative list is a true gotspe
Always has been
Poland, what is wrong with you?
Give it a couple years and Finland will be deep into red too
If only we would industrialise the south we would probably be toe to toe with Germany without the Scandis breathing close to our necks.
I don’t blame Poland, they’ve been growing their economy fast as fuck, so good job to the Poles! Soon you’ll be paying my retirement 🥰 (I’ll probably move to Portugal then)
Why are we – a very tiny country (that won many Olympic medals btw) – always in the top 3 contributors?
Can someone explain Luxembourg? They have a tiny population, highest GDP per capita in the world and are still receiving copious amounts of money? What is this shit?
How to become a micronation in 1 step: Be a tax haven.
These countries shouldn’t exist. Same goes for Monaco.
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Now I want to see a chart with who benefits the most from the unified market
Germans just paying off reparations in advance.
our economy and our tourists, yes. Nowadays they’re even making more effort speaking their lost mother tongue again.
This is much more relevant. Tax havens #1, #2, EU HQ #3, us decent folk and then the downhill starting with Luigi
France supporting Poland by itself. Germany saves the rest
Ps. Frank Empire when?
Hans used to move east…
Now only his money moves east.
If I see this chart combined with redditors expertise on economics one more time I’ll get an aneurysm.
I mean, they kinda broke some stuff back in the day.
Why so less? Gimme more. ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ Need more tanks and airplanes.
Poland is like a sneaky cat messing the house up while the dog gets all the blame (yes we are dogs).
Per capita we’re contributing more than the Germans…
Can someone explain why mr.kurwa always whine about eu, while stealing our money
Why are we making fun of Stavros, when Piotr is the one grabbing all the money?
Wtf is Poland doing with all my money? They already took my bike and my car, what more do they want?
Why doesn’t Germany simply eat Poland?
This must be fake, because no. Everything is either a shit- or a clownshow.
Or economy is shit, but we love some European cock balls deep in our arse. Who cares about security or schools? Those EU parliament leeches need to be paid hansomly!
FYI the UK had a net of £12.6B, or around €15B before it left.
Fair enough. We fucked shit up, especially Poland
Germans how it feels waiking up every morning to fund my siestas?
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Wait, my net contribution is negative? Who would imagine!
my government wants to stop contributing
Hey, someone has to pay for all ze nice Korean ~~copys of german panzer~~ Tanks Poland is buying. It’s only fair.
The facts that Belgium is on the negative list is a true gotspe
Always has been
Poland, what is wrong with you?
Give it a couple years and Finland will be deep into red too
If only we would industrialise the south we would probably be toe to toe with Germany without the Scandis breathing close to our necks.
I don’t blame Poland, they’ve been growing their economy fast as fuck, so good job to the Poles! Soon you’ll be paying my retirement 🥰 (I’ll probably move to Portugal then)
Why are we – a very tiny country (that won many Olympic medals btw) – always in the top 3 contributors?
Can someone explain Luxembourg? They have a tiny population, highest GDP per capita in the world and are still receiving copious amounts of money? What is this shit?
How to become a micronation in 1 step: Be a tax haven.
These countries shouldn’t exist. Same goes for Monaco.
[removed]
Now I want to see a chart with who benefits the most from the unified market
Germans just paying off reparations in advance.
our economy and our tourists, yes. Nowadays they’re even making more effort speaking their lost mother tongue again.
https://www.icaew.com/insights/viewpoints-on-the-news/2024/jan-2024/chart-of-the-week-eu-budget-2024#:~:text=The%20chart%20shows%20how%20Ireland’s,25.20%2C%20Italy%20on%20€24.40%2C
This is much more relevant. Tax havens #1, #2, EU HQ #3, us decent folk and then the downhill starting with Luigi
France supporting Poland by itself. Germany saves the rest
Ps. Frank Empire when?
Hans used to move east…
Now only his money moves east.
If I see this chart combined with redditors expertise on economics one more time I’ll get an aneurysm.
I mean, they kinda broke some stuff back in the day.
Why so less? Gimme more. ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ Need more tanks and airplanes.
Poland is like a sneaky cat messing the house up while the dog gets all the blame (yes we are dogs).
Per capita we’re contributing more than the Germans…
Can someone explain why mr.kurwa always whine about eu, while stealing our money
Why are we making fun of Stavros, when Piotr is the one grabbing all the money?
Wtf is Poland doing with all my money? They already took my bike and my car, what more do they want?
Why doesn’t Germany simply eat Poland?
This must be fake, because no. Everything is either a shit- or a clownshow.
Or economy is shit, but we love some European cock balls deep in our arse. Who cares about security or schools? Those EU parliament leeches need to be paid hansomly!
FYI the UK had a net of £12.6B, or around €15B before it left.
Fair enough. We fucked shit up, especially Poland
Germans how it feels waiking up every morning to fund my siestas?