When he dies, they’re gonna have to post 24/7 guards at his grave just to keep people from shitting and pissing on it constantly.
Why is the whole family giving the thumbs up?
Imagine the line ups of people wanting to give thumbs up and shit eating grin at his grave.
Watch MAGA lose their mind when it happens as well.
I can’t wait to do this.
Well, the patriotic thing to do would be to smear shit all over it. You know like they did on the capital walls. and since he likes drilling, you’re gonna have to bore a hole and put a pipe in there so that way it hits directly on the casket.
They’re gonna have to bury him at sea
Shout out to the little girl in purple that realizes this POS is trying to capitalize off the death of her father.
Thank you for this. Is glorious.
I cannot wait until Trump is buried. There will be so much urine, vomit, and feces on that headstone.
Can we make that a thing? Pissing on his grave?
I’ve often said that no one is prepared for the amount of shit that is going to end up on that man’s grave.
I know that for a time hard-core magats will try to voluntarily protect his grave with shifts with schedules and what not after the Mortuary service throw up their hands in aspiration saying “there isn’t a price high enough that we could charge to justify the amount of shit that we have to clean up every day” and eventually the volunteers will stop coming to keep the libruls away from Trumps grave.
Shortly after someone will get the bright idea to start charging per shit, per visitor but I’m afraid people are just gonna start shitting on that as well.
God help anyone that gets a grave next to him whether it’s random Chance or a family plot with Ivanka and Co.
Eventually, the remaining family members will opt for a different family plot, and this shit will just keep piling up.
It’s really gonna be a goddamn problem
Edit: any Taco Bell‘s within the vicinity of his grave are going to be the most profitable stores of all time
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Please wash hands after urination?
But what if I’m pooing?
Asking for a friend…his name is Deuce
Editing the gravestone is not much better than giving a thumbs up above it.
His grave is going to need a full septic system.
Think about how much security they’re going to need for his grave for generations.
Someone in another sub was going to open a 24/7 burrito truck by his eventual resting place.
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That thumb has has Peyronie’s.
https://preview.redd.it/crvlmkpv7old1.jpeg?width=450&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=16ae6e7a2dd55977b7868833ce38c1cccb1a6e77
I prefer this!
No. Nope. tRUMP is certainly NOT all of us.
Bottom right girl: “Why is this?”
When he dies, they’re gonna have to post 24/7 guards at his grave just to keep people from shitting and pissing on it constantly.
Why is the whole family giving the thumbs up?
Imagine the line ups of people wanting to give thumbs up and shit eating grin at his grave.
Watch MAGA lose their mind when it happens as well.
I can’t wait to do this.
Well, the patriotic thing to do would be to smear shit all over it. You know like they did on the capital walls. and since he likes drilling, you’re gonna have to bore a hole and put a pipe in there so that way it hits directly on the casket.
They’re gonna have to bury him at sea
Shout out to the little girl in purple that realizes this POS is trying to capitalize off the death of her father.
Thank you for this. Is glorious.
I cannot wait until Trump is buried. There will be so much urine, vomit, and feces on that headstone.
Can we make that a thing? Pissing on his grave?
I’ve often said that no one is prepared for the amount of shit that is going to end up on that man’s grave.
I know that for a time hard-core magats will try to voluntarily protect his grave with shifts with schedules and what not after the Mortuary service throw up their hands in aspiration saying “there isn’t a price high enough that we could charge to justify the amount of shit that we have to clean up every day” and eventually the volunteers will stop coming to keep the libruls away from Trumps grave.
Shortly after someone will get the bright idea to start charging per shit, per visitor but I’m afraid people are just gonna start shitting on that as well.
God help anyone that gets a grave next to him whether it’s random Chance or a family plot with Ivanka and Co.
Eventually, the remaining family members will opt for a different family plot, and this shit will just keep piling up.
It’s really gonna be a goddamn problem
Edit: any Taco Bell‘s within the vicinity of his grave are going to be the most profitable stores of all time