BREAKING NEWS : Emmanuel Macron does not appoint a Prime Minister and takes full powers by proclaiming himself Emperor of the French

by abrasiveteapot

49 comments

  1. Stolen from Yurop (would I be part of the UK if I didn’t “liberate” other’s assets ?)

  2. Well, even the police would not support him. So he may be guillotined faster than I eat a baguette after a semi marathon running during a riot.

  3. Remember fucking spaniards, if he asks permission to get to Portugal you have to say NO.

  4. Good. When will he appoint his brother as the new Dutch king?

  5. It was fucking time again. Your republic has lasted long enough.

  8. If there is a revolution again in france, we probably shouldnt declare war. Didnt work out last time.

  10. Even if that were remotely potentially true, our various political parties would still not be able to come to their senses and finally fucking work together without any drama like grownups

  11. France is turning into a monarchy, UK is jailing people for facebook memes and waving flags and Germany is so far up Netanyahu’s ass that even Orban would find it distasteful

    Are we PIGS the last remaining bastion of liberal western Europe?

    Ffs we have literal post fascists in charge and we still seem less orwellian than you lot

  12. Starts storing ammonium nitrate in anticipation of the French

  13. For fuck sake Pierre I thought we were over this after Waterloo.

  16. Does the UK still have a Wellington of some kind? Frage für nen Freund.

  24. Ok then we’ll have studio massa bring back stille willem

  26. If that’s what it takes to burn down Moscow I’m all for it.

  27. Emmanuel I of France, holder of Mirages, destroyer of ruzzians.

  29. Well why not? Not like France has any othe options than him. Its either left wing chaos, right wing NAZIS, or that

  33. I’m really torn on this one.

    On one side the uniform is really badass and in all honesty, reviving the only worthwhile empire of human history is appealing.

    But his face has a “Hail Hydra” vibe that I can’t let go.

  38. Another pretender to the throne? Pierre weren’t 3 already enough??

  39. maybe america can double its land mass this time around too

  41. Does this mean that our country will be invaded again and our rulers will flee to Brazil? Actually, that might not be a bad thing.

  44. Looks like we all meet each other in Leipzig again, those October days of 1813 were such a blast

  47. GOD DAMNIT! We have to go through this shit again?! GET ME THE DUKE OF WELLINGTON!

  48. Read what the links clearly say

    If you are not allowed to collect and spend your own taxes, provide basic utilities like water and electricity, register property, and stop israeli missiles and extrajudiciary arrests on your territory, what autonomy are you talking about?

    I have sent you plenty of solid references explaining this and it is the official position of the UN, EU, ICHR etc…

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