BREAKING NEWS : Emmanuel Macron does not appoint a Prime Minister and takes full powers by proclaiming himself Emperor of the French

by abrasiveteapot

49 comments
  1. Stolen from Yurop (would I be part of the UK if I didn’t “liberate” other’s assets ?)

  2. Well, even the police would not support him. So he may be guillotined faster than I eat a baguette after a semi marathon running during a riot.

  3. If there is a revolution again in france, we probably shouldnt declare war. Didnt work out last time.

  4. Even if that were remotely potentially true, our various political parties would still not be able to come to their senses and finally fucking work together without any drama like grownups

  5. France is turning into a monarchy, UK is jailing people for facebook memes and waving flags and Germany is so far up Netanyahu’s ass that even Orban would find it distasteful

    Are we PIGS the last remaining bastion of liberal western Europe?

    Ffs we have literal post fascists in charge and we still seem less orwellian than you lot

  6. Well why not? Not like France has any othe options than him. Its either left wing chaos, right wing NAZIS, or that

  7. I’m really torn on this one.

    On one side the uniform is really badass and in all honesty, reviving the only worthwhile empire of human history is appealing.

    But his face has a “Hail Hydra” vibe that I can’t let go.

  8. Does this mean that our country will be invaded again and our rulers will flee to Brazil? Actually, that might not be a bad thing.

  9. Looks like we all meet each other in Leipzig again, those October days of 1813 were such a blast

  10. Read what the links clearly say

    If you are not allowed to collect and spend your own taxes, provide basic utilities like water and electricity, register property, and stop israeli missiles and extrajudiciary arrests on your territory, what autonomy are you talking about?

    I have sent you plenty of solid references explaining this and it is the official position of the UN, EU, ICHR etc…

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