Just saw this in the back garden and I have so many questions about what I’m seeing here. Please send help.

by stanrandom

19 comments
  1. Slugs are hermaphrodites I believe and the ‘loser’ in this situation gets pregnant.

    Strange creatures that’s for sure.

  2. Until frighteningly recently I thought that slugs just congealed together from a bunch of cells like some sort of gestalt hive mind.

  3. Is everyone just out in their gardens tonight looking for something to fight? Between this and the badgers…

  4. I wish I liked these harmless guys but they make me feel so weird

  5. Slimy squidgy masses of EATING ALL MY FUCKING FLOWERS AND RUINING MY GARDEN CUNTS!!

  6. You see, when a mommy slug and a daddy slug love each other very much…

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