Just saw this in the back garden and I have so many questions about what I’m seeing here. Please send help.by stanrandom Tags:Casual UKUnited Kingdom 19 commentsThat’s gay sex btwNoSlugs are hermaphrodites I believe and the ‘loser’ in this situation gets pregnant.Strange creatures that’s for sure.Homeless snails.Until frighteningly recently I thought that slugs just congealed together from a bunch of cells like some sort of gestalt hive mind.A challenging wank.Pondering the orbIs everyone just out in their gardens tonight looking for something to fight? Between this and the badgers…Sexy as all hell is what they are, amirite?Aliens.Gross, is what they are. Check out this video of Leopard Slugs doing it: voiced by the man himself- David Attenborough! https://youtu.be/ZWwCMivDO2Q?si=6Jw9-AsOxurL5XJmEdit: I should have watched this before I linked it but it’s actually so much better this way hahaThat’s some alien shitI wish I liked these harmless guys but they make me feel so weirdare they like climbing on a piece of opaliteDo we need ‘em?Slimy squidgy masses of EATING ALL MY FUCKING FLOWERS AND RUINING MY GARDEN CUNTS!!You see, when a mommy slug and a daddy slug love each other very much…Homeless snails.Leave a ReplyYou must be logged in to post a comment.
Slugs are hermaphrodites I believe and the ‘loser’ in this situation gets pregnant.Strange creatures that’s for sure.
Until frighteningly recently I thought that slugs just congealed together from a bunch of cells like some sort of gestalt hive mind.
Is everyone just out in their gardens tonight looking for something to fight? Between this and the badgers…
Check out this video of Leopard Slugs doing it: voiced by the man himself- David Attenborough! https://youtu.be/ZWwCMivDO2Q?si=6Jw9-AsOxurL5XJmEdit: I should have watched this before I linked it but it’s actually so much better this way haha
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Slugs are hermaphrodites I believe and the ‘loser’ in this situation gets pregnant.
Strange creatures that’s for sure.
Homeless snails.
Until frighteningly recently I thought that slugs just congealed together from a bunch of cells like some sort of gestalt hive mind.
A challenging wank.
Pondering the orb
Is everyone just out in their gardens tonight looking for something to fight? Between this and the badgers…
Sexy as all hell is what they are, amirite?
Aliens.
Gross, is what they are.
Check out this video of Leopard Slugs doing it: voiced by the man himself- David Attenborough! https://youtu.be/ZWwCMivDO2Q?si=6Jw9-AsOxurL5XJm
Edit: I should have watched this before I linked it but it’s actually so much better this way haha
That’s some alien shit
I wish I liked these harmless guys but they make me feel so weird
are they like climbing on a piece of opalite
Do we need ‘em?
Slimy squidgy masses of EATING ALL MY FUCKING FLOWERS AND RUINING MY GARDEN CUNTS!!
You see, when a mommy slug and a daddy slug love each other very much…
Homeless snails.