“Bacon prices are high because there’s no wind”- Trump
August 31, 2024
“Bacon prices are high because there’s no wind”- Trump
Posted by D-Day88
34 comments
There is sure a lot of wind at any “rally” he has
Horrible wind coming from his diaper. I hope he gets destroyed in the election
tRump’s people letting him speak while off his dementia meds.
If his audience was a little smarter, they would realize he is full of shit.
**Trump**: cows..who here likes bacon…let me see you…well, you know what’s happening with pigs? They can’t stand the wind turbines…they fly and strike the wings…many farmers are reporting this happening ..huge airlines of pigs hurl themselves at the propellers just because they hate wind power. Some sharks too. That’s why chicken is so expensive. Can you believe that?!
Does he think pigs fly? Must be sundowning again.
**The McDonald’s employee**
“What idiot told him bacon was expensive?
Oh, I know—he went to McDonald’s and asked, ‘Bacon McDouble?
Why so much?’ The McDonald’s employee said, ‘**It’s the price of bacon, sir.’** And then Trump drove off without paying.”
The only bacon is the strip in Trumps diaper
Consider the right wing frenzy that would result if Biden was still running and said this.
Trumps new story at his rally; **Everyone Died-because the wind stopped blowing!**
The wind was blowing, and there was power; then the wind stopped, and there was no power. The small village of Utqiaġvik in Alaska froze, and everyone seemed to die because the town had no wind. But it was so cold that they went into a coma-like state. When the wind blew again, they all came back to life. ‘That happens, you know,’ **said Trump.**
But you will not see any of the mainstream media cover this or his recent 1 day flip flop on abortion.
To think that now I agree with one thing with Trump, but for different reasons, mainstream media is absolutely corrupt.
He needs memory care
I thought that he was blaming bacon for giving him wind. It’s the beans that give you wind.
Should say ” Old WindBag ate all the bacon”
Who hears bullshit like this and thinks “that’s my guy”? Oh, right. Morons.
From a guy pushing back on the “weird” label
His baloney has a first name.
If he was my dad I’d be trying to get him some help
“Appears” – it came out of his piehole so yeah it “appears” he said it.
I need a new Bingo card, I’ve got none of these.
**TRUMP:** And all these birds.. beautiful birds.. they all fly into these huuuuge, ugly windmills. And planes too!
**trump’s AIDE:** Umm… sir, the windmills have high Beacon lights to warn planes…
**TRUMP:** they have what?… High Bacon Prices
My Trump to Human translation: All these green energy people made electricity expensive with windmills so bacon got expensive and now they don’t eat it.
Still makes no sense.
You like bacon? I like bacon. Everyone knows you have to charge the pigs to harvest the bacon. But they put all those fans out there to make the wind to generate the power, but you have to have electricity to power the fans. That’s what the Democrats want, low power wind energy.
This is how pigs can fly!
Clearly no family care enough to get him the mental treatment he so desperately requires.
Nobody knows more about bacon than Trump, believe him tremendous.
You know, nobody ever said this before, but Trump started calling bacon non-liquid pink and white gold. And people keep telling him he’s such a genius. They’re all going to start calling it non-liquid pink and white gold, believe him tremendous.
Can someone explain just HOW FUCKING STUPID YOU HAVE TO BE to support this turd of a human after 9 years of hearing him spew this kind of nonsense? HOW. THE. FUCK.
Does he know that’s not how the my slice it?
Melania trump needs to be arrested for elder abuse for letting her husband make a fool of himself like this. Sad.
I can’t believe this is what might be in the WH Vote, people. Check your registration. Frequently
It’s the “weave”. Apparently some people told him it was brilliant. (Which is what he always says when he’s making shit up, lol)
I’m sure right now there are some MAGA fools hating on the wind because they love bacon. That’s how gullible and stupid I think some of them they really are. And the others don’t care that Trump is losing his mind as long as he hates the same people they hate.
WTF was he actually trying to say? Serious question
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There is sure a lot of wind at any “rally” he has
Horrible wind coming from his diaper. I hope he gets destroyed in the election
tRump’s people letting him speak while off his dementia meds.
If his audience was a little smarter, they would realize he is full of shit.
**Trump**: cows..who here likes bacon…let me see you…well, you know what’s happening with pigs? They can’t stand the wind turbines…they fly and strike the wings…many farmers are reporting this happening ..huge airlines of pigs hurl themselves at the propellers just because they hate wind power. Some sharks too. That’s why chicken is so expensive. Can you believe that?!
Does he think pigs fly? Must be sundowning again.
**The McDonald’s employee**
“What idiot told him bacon was expensive?
Oh, I know—he went to McDonald’s and asked, ‘Bacon McDouble?
Why so much?’ The McDonald’s employee said, ‘**It’s the price of bacon, sir.’** And then Trump drove off without paying.”
The only bacon is the strip in Trumps diaper
Consider the right wing frenzy that would result if Biden was still running and said this.
Trumps new story at his rally; **Everyone Died-because the wind stopped blowing!**
The wind was blowing, and there was power; then the wind stopped, and there was no power. The small village of Utqiaġvik in Alaska froze, and everyone seemed to die because the town had no wind. But it was so cold that they went into a coma-like state. When the wind blew again, they all came back to life. ‘That happens, you know,’ **said Trump.**
But you will not see any of the mainstream media cover this or his recent 1 day flip flop on abortion.
To think that now I agree with one thing with Trump, but for different reasons, mainstream media is absolutely corrupt.
He needs memory care
I thought that he was blaming bacon for giving him wind. It’s the beans that give you wind.
Should say ” Old WindBag ate all the bacon”
Who hears bullshit like this and thinks “that’s my guy”? Oh, right. Morons.
From a guy pushing back on the “weird” label
His baloney has a first name.
If he was my dad I’d be trying to get him some help
“Appears” – it came out of his piehole so yeah it “appears” he said it.
I need a new Bingo card, I’ve got none of these.
**TRUMP:** And all these birds.. beautiful birds.. they all fly into these huuuuge, ugly windmills. And planes too!
**trump’s AIDE:** Umm… sir, the windmills have high Beacon lights to warn planes…
**TRUMP:** they have what?… High Bacon Prices
My Trump to Human translation: All these green energy people made electricity expensive with windmills so bacon got expensive and now they don’t eat it.
Still makes no sense.
You like bacon? I like bacon. Everyone knows you have to charge the pigs to harvest the bacon. But they put all those fans out there to make the wind to generate the power, but you have to have electricity to power the fans. That’s what the Democrats want, low power wind energy.
This is how pigs can fly!
Clearly no family care enough to get him the mental treatment he so desperately requires.
Nobody knows more about bacon than Trump, believe him tremendous.
You know, nobody ever said this before, but Trump started calling bacon non-liquid pink and white gold. And people keep telling him he’s such a genius. They’re all going to start calling it non-liquid pink and white gold, believe him tremendous.
Can someone explain just HOW FUCKING STUPID YOU HAVE TO BE to support this turd of a human after 9 years of hearing him spew this kind of nonsense? HOW. THE. FUCK.
Does he know that’s not how the my slice it?
Melania trump needs to be arrested for elder abuse for letting her husband make a fool of himself like this. Sad.
I can’t believe this is what might be in the WH
Vote, people. Check your registration. Frequently
It’s the “weave”. Apparently some people told him it was brilliant. (Which is what he always says when he’s making shit up, lol)
I’m sure right now there are some MAGA fools hating on the wind because they love bacon. That’s how gullible and stupid I think some of them they really are. And the others don’t care that Trump is losing his mind as long as he hates the same people they hate.
WTF was he actually trying to say? Serious question
Weird Idiot.