British insult generator – post yours below!by Zorizon_Hero_Dawn Tags:Great BritishGreat British MemesMemesUnited Kingdom 34 commentsNice try. What’s the next line, my sort code and account number?[deleted]A bumhole like a gravy covered culled badger.Not really mine, I just liked the combination.From the name and birth month of one of my favourite fictional characters:A stomach like Jeremy Kyle’s can of beansa stomach like a grave-digger’s spannerAn arse like a gravy-covered Oyster card*how– dare I think…*Biceps like a Tesco value pac a macEyebrows like a gravy covered pound coin.Cheeks like Bruce Forsyth’s oyster card?Hair like Bruce Forsyth’s MPHmmm good idea but I don’t think the insults are greatShe has cheeks like a gravy covered pac a maclolBumhole like an identity thief in prison.Eyyy free doxxing information good job idiotsWrists like a pissed off spannerKnees like a pissed off can of beans.Fingers like a gravediggers cricket ball, whatOof, mine describes my medical condition a little too accurately!! Good work lad!!!You want my mothers maiden name too?He has hair like a soggy cuppa. Makes senseCheeks like a tesco value double decker bus.Didn’t know they sold double decker buses, thought it was just single decker ones.The last ones aren’t harsh or funny enough.The queen had biceps like a cricket ball damnBiceps like a soggy mpWellEars like a pound land cricket ballHands like the queen’s can of beans…LMAOWhat could possibly be wrong with an arse like a Poundland spanner?Boobs like the queens culled badger haha wtfFingers like a drunken pac a mac.Fingers like Bruce forsyths double decker bus 🚌Boobs like a soggy culled badgerBiceps like a pissed-off bulldog? How is this an insult?She (I) has (have) boobs like a Tesco value Double Decker busA stomach like a grave diggers spannerLeave a ReplyYou must be logged in to post a comment.
From the name and birth month of one of my favourite fictional characters:A stomach like Jeremy Kyle’s can of beans
Cheeks like a tesco value double decker bus.Didn’t know they sold double decker buses, thought it was just single decker ones.
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Nice try. What’s the next line, my sort code and account number?
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A bumhole like a gravy covered culled badger.
Not really mine, I just liked the combination.
From the name and birth month of one of my favourite fictional characters:
A stomach like Jeremy Kyle’s can of beans
a stomach like a grave-digger’s spanner
An arse like a gravy-covered Oyster card
*how– dare I think…*
Biceps like a Tesco value pac a mac
Eyebrows like a gravy covered pound coin.
Cheeks like Bruce Forsyth’s oyster card?
Hair like Bruce Forsyth’s MP
Hmmm good idea but I don’t think the insults are great
She has cheeks like a gravy covered pac a mac
lol
Bumhole like an identity thief in prison.
Eyyy free doxxing information good job idiots
Wrists like a pissed off spanner
Knees like a pissed off can of beans.
Fingers like a gravediggers cricket ball, what
Oof, mine describes my medical condition a little too accurately!! Good work lad!!!
You want my mothers maiden name too?
He has hair like a soggy cuppa. Makes sense
Cheeks like a tesco value double decker bus.
Didn’t know they sold double decker buses, thought it was just single decker ones.
The last ones aren’t harsh or funny enough.
The queen had biceps like a cricket ball damn
Biceps like a soggy mp
Well
Ears like a pound land cricket ball
Hands like the queen’s can of beans
…
LMAO
What could possibly be wrong with an arse like a Poundland spanner?
Boobs like the queens culled badger haha wtf
Fingers like a drunken pac a mac.
Fingers like Bruce forsyths double decker bus 🚌
Boobs like a soggy culled badger
Biceps like a pissed-off bulldog? How is this an insult?
She (I) has (have) boobs like a Tesco value Double Decker bus
A stomach like a grave diggers spanner