British insult generator – post yours below!

by Zorizon_Hero_Dawn

34 comments
  1. Nice try. What’s the next line, my sort code and account number?

  2. A bumhole like a gravy covered culled badger.

    Not really mine, I just liked the combination.

  3. From the name and birth month of one of my favourite fictional characters:

    A stomach like Jeremy Kyle’s can of beans

  4. An arse like a gravy-covered Oyster card

    *how– dare I think…*

  5. Hmmm good idea but I don’t think the insults are great

  6. She has cheeks like a gravy covered pac a mac

    lol

  7. Oof, mine describes my medical condition a little too accurately!! Good work lad!!!

  8. Cheeks like a tesco value double decker bus.

    Didn’t know they sold double decker buses, thought it was just single decker ones.

  9. What could possibly be wrong with an arse like a Poundland spanner?

  10. Biceps like a pissed-off bulldog? How is this an insult?

  11. She (I) has (have) boobs like a Tesco value Double Decker bus

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