Finally something to hold onto so my powerful piss streams don’t propel me across the room
I wouldn’t expect a stool in a urinal, that kind of things best left for the cubicle. Not pleasant to multi task at the urinal
Where’s the rest of the stool? wrong answers only.
Yuck
Not the worst way I’ve seen stool up a toilet wall.
Pretty sure you’ve already got a handle when you piss.
That head cushion looks like it might give me a skin condition. I can smell it through the picture.
Some much needed comfort and support if you’re getting railed from behind
Mmmm. Smooth. Must be the skin grease from hundreds of hammered mates. So soft. A little lick won’t hurt.
Is there one for right handers too?
There is another in a pub in Lancaster which allegedly is where Oliver Reed fell asleep while urinating into the urinal
Any bar frequented by the Royal Marines has these on every urinal!
This isn’t The Roebuck is it?
Which pub ?
Excellent service: lice AND crabs all in one.
I can almost smell it 😷
Great! So now people can get pink eye from head-butting other peoples farts and shit particles! They could have at least made it faux leather so it can be wiped down and cleaned 🥴🤢
Going for a leak in Leek has never been more comfortable.
Nor more likely to give you some kind of skin condition.
Means if you fall backwards you don’t have to grab the guy next to you and turn yous into a groaning waterfountain on the floor. Genius idea
THIS! …is Britain…😉
Health and safety gone mad.
We have something similar to this in our mess bar at work.
It’s minging
Used to have them in German army barracks, so the soldiers didn’t brain themselves and were good to shoot in the morning. “Good” doing a lot of heavy lifting.
Surely just added for one ‘special’ regular
There was a pub like this in the canal quarter in London. First arrival you assume it’s to stop you banging your head but after 5 pints it was definitely a head rest
Needs disposable paper sheets covering that headrest and an antibacterial gel pump next to the handle at least!
Even better if they brought back a spittoon / urinal trough running along the front of the bar, like the [Coach and Horses in Soho](https://maps.app.goo.gl/8mjPm7yXi7ay98u28) has.
For when you want to perform the Pythagoras Piss – the trigonometral urination performed such that one’s forehead is propped against the lavatory wall and ones rigid body consequently forms a right angled triangle
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You mean a target, right?
Finally something to hold onto so my powerful piss streams don’t propel me across the room
I wouldn’t expect a stool in a urinal, that kind of things best left for the cubicle. Not pleasant to multi task at the urinal
Where’s the rest of the stool? wrong answers only.
Yuck
Not the worst way I’ve seen stool up a toilet wall.
Pretty sure you’ve already got a handle when you piss.
That head cushion looks like it might give me a skin condition. I can smell it through the picture.
Some much needed comfort and support if you’re getting railed from behind
Mmmm. Smooth. Must be the skin grease from hundreds of hammered mates. So soft. A little lick won’t hurt.
Is there one for right handers too?
There is another in a pub in Lancaster which allegedly is where Oliver Reed fell asleep while urinating into the urinal
Any bar frequented by the Royal Marines has these on every urinal!
This isn’t The Roebuck is it?
Which pub ?
Excellent service: lice AND crabs all in one.
I can almost smell it 😷
Great! So now people can get pink eye from head-butting other peoples farts and shit particles!
They could have at least made it faux leather so it can be wiped down and cleaned 🥴🤢
Going for a leak in Leek has never been more comfortable.
Nor more likely to give you some kind of skin condition.
Means if you fall backwards you don’t have to grab the guy next to you and turn yous into a groaning waterfountain on the floor. Genius idea
THIS! …is Britain…😉
Health and safety gone mad.
We have something similar to this in our mess bar at work.
It’s minging
Used to have them in German army barracks, so the soldiers didn’t brain themselves and were good to shoot in the morning. “Good” doing a lot of heavy lifting.
Surely just added for one ‘special’ regular
There was a pub like this in the canal quarter in London. First arrival you assume it’s to stop you banging your head but after 5 pints it was definitely a head rest
Needs disposable paper sheets covering that headrest and an antibacterial gel pump next to the handle at least!
Even better if they brought back a spittoon / urinal trough running along the front of the bar, like the [Coach and Horses in Soho](https://maps.app.goo.gl/8mjPm7yXi7ay98u28) has.
For when you want to perform the Pythagoras Piss – the trigonometral urination performed such that one’s forehead is propped against the lavatory wall and ones rigid body consequently forms a right angled triangle
>Don’t ask where the rest of the stool is 😅
In the toilet bowl, I hope